Guy Ritchie’s mother, Lady Amber Leighton, adamantly denies that Madonna and Guy are getting divorced. She calls the rumors “absolute rubbish” and goes on to say,
“Guy will be furious at me for talking to you, but I feel I can’t just let these reports go unanswered, as they make me so angry and they are …

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The Mirror claims Madonna and Guy Ritchie are most likely headed for divorce. The two have allegedly grown apart and have been rarely seen together. An announcement is expected to be made after Madonna finishes her world tour on November 29.

“They live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife and thought it best …

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Sources tell Holy Moly that Madonna has hired high powered divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, the same person that represented Paul McCartney in his divorce with Heather Mills. Unfortunately for Madonna, there have been no indications of a pre-nup which may allow Guy Ritchie to take half her money.
Long standing rumours of a rift between …

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Madonna was at the premiere of Che at Cannes and wore a see-through shirt because she’s a pioneer of controversy. She’s a rebel. A nonconformist. American society says fifty year old women shouldn’t be showing their nipples. Indecent some call it. Terribly gross others say. “Fuck that,” says Madonna. And yes, she used the F …

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Madonna, 50, performed in Paris last night and did something very untoward. With a champagne bottle in one hand, she grabbed one of her backup dancers with her other hand and kissed her. Possibly with tongue. So if you get off on watching grannies forcibly make-out with a girl half their age, then today’s your …

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Justin Timberlake and Madonna were performing in concert when Madonna pinned Justin to the wall and in eerily similar fashion to one of my recurring nightmares, vigorously molested him with her Hulk-ish body. Gross.
Later on in the performance, Madonna chugged a bottle of champagne while holding a guitar. Possibly in defiance of public drinking laws. …

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Former personal trainer to the stars and unnecessary consonant enthusiast, Robb Parr, has a new book coming out titled “Star Quality.” In it, he tells of how celebrities like Demi Moore, Madonna and Naomi Watts were unshapely beasts before they met him.
“[Demi] lacked a defined waist, carried too much meat on her thighs, and was, …

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Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out
Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by Scarlett Johansson without dying of excitement, the studio has decided to quench the public’s thirst for the celebrity songstress by releasing the cover art. It …

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