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Madonna has taken the kids

Madonna has won temporary custody of her kids and will be allowed to take them out of Britain. Rocco, David and Lourdes are all expected to move to New York ... Read More »

Calling all Photoshop experts, Madonna needs your help

What I assume are outtakes of Madonna’s Hard Candy album photo shoot for W were leaked today. As you can see, they are terrifying. Ugh, she looks so old. Her wrinkly ... Read More »

Madonna has a new piece

The sinewy monster that calls herself Madonna may have found a new soul to eat. One that’s even younger than A-Rod. Page Six reports that the gap toothed siren is ... Read More »

Madonna’s rep is lying again

On Monday, in a statement released to the AP, Madonna spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg claimed Guy Ritchie made off with $76-$92 million in their divorce settlement despite earlier claims that he ... Read More »

Guy Ritchie made out

Marking an end to their marriage, Madonna has paid Guy Ritchie up to $92 million in their divorce settlement. The judge had to pry the check from the Cryptkeeper’s cold, ... Read More »

Bwahahhaha

Madonna is annoying, idiotic, veiny and about as edgy as a marble. Which is why it gives me such great pleasure to see her fall on her ass (35 second ... Read More »

A-Rod says Madonna is just a friend

Alex Rodriguez talked to PEOPLE and denied all rumors that he and Madonna are together. He claimed they are just friends. Pressed for more details, A-Rod reiterated the just friends ... Read More »

Aw, poor Madonna

Listening to Madonna talk about anything is infuriating. Every time she opens her mouth you just want to grab her by the neck and shake her around like an infant ... Read More »