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Madonna’s Divorce Is Official

A judge today gave Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce his seal of approval. The Daily Mail reports that Guy may have taken only $4 million of Madonna’s money which was ... Read More »

Madonna = Fail

Clearly desperate for attention, Madonna showed up at the UNICEF dinner yesterday dressed in grass. What style! What grace! She actually looks like a kiwi but whatever. If it’s a ... Read More »

Madonna Has Rules

Guy Ritchie reunited with his kids today after Madonna took them away to the America. Of course, Madonna wasn’t about to let them have anything related to fun so she ... Read More »

Britney & Madonna Together Forever

Britney Spears joined the monkey in a top hat to sing “Human Nature” together last night at Dodger Stadium in LA. PEOPLE describes the ethereal moment: Madonna greeted her with “Hi ... Read More »

Everyone Thinks Madonna Sucks

Madonna’s directorial debut, Filth and Wisdom, was released three weeks ago. There was a red carpet premiere where Madonna wore pistol shaped heels and everything. It seemed like Madonna was ... Read More »

Madonna Uses Jerry Seinfeld’s House as a Shag Pad

Last week, both Madonna and A-Rod flew to the Hamptons in separate private helicopters within 40 minutes of each other and were taxied by different cars to Jerry Seinfeld’s waterfront ... Read More »

Inside Madonna’s Contract

It’s no wonder why Guy Ritichie and Madonna’s marriage didn’t work out. Guy was a famous director who helmed such films as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. ... Read More »

Guy Ritchie Is a Cry Baby

A few days ago, pictures came out of Guy Ritchie’s son Rocco sporting a New York Yankees shirt. Alex Rodriguez is of course a New York Yankee and rumored to ... Read More »

Guy Ritchie Has Moved On

More sordid details about Guy’s relationship with Madonna have surfaced and you know all those jokes you and I made about Madonna being the alpha male in the relationship? They’re ... Read More »

Madonna Wants a-Rod’s Baby

Alex Rodriguez is said to be purchasing an $80 million Manhattan penthouse two blocks away from Madonna’s apartment just to be close to her. ‘Alex knows that this is a difficult ... Read More »

Madonna Is Hunting Guy

Guy Ritchie is pissed because he thinks Madonna is spying on him. He claims Madonna is using her massive staff to monitor his every move. This was after the musclebound ... Read More »

Madonna’s Divorce to Get Ugly

According to The Scoop, Madonna’s divorce is about to get a lot uglier. This is based on the fact that Madonna is merely a puppet for Kabbalah, the magical religion ... Read More »

Guy Is “Emotionally Retarded”

Last night, Madonna took a verbal swing at Guy, dedicating her song “Miles Away”, thought to be inspired by her relationship with Ritchie, to the “emotionally retarded.” “This song is for ... Read More »

PEOPLE Pissed at Madonna’s Publicist

Cover Awards says PEOPLE is pissed at Madonna’s flack, Liz Rosenberg, for basically lying to them. PEOPLE was the first magazine to get exclusives from Liz saying Madonna and Guy ... Read More »

Madonna Back With a-Rod

Now that Madonna is officially free from her loveless marriage, she’s back with A-Rod. A source tells Us Magazine that they are “definitely romantic” and Madonna has actually been “privately ... Read More »

It’s Official: Madonna and Guy Are Done

As reported would happen, Madonna and Guy sent a statement to the AP which read, “Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after 7 1/2 years of marriage. They ... Read More »

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Really Divorcing

After eight years of marriage and many months of denials, The Sun reports that Madonna and Guy are finally divorcing. An official statement will be released soon. The divorce is ... Read More »

Madonna Is a Rebel

Madonna showed up at the premiere of Filth and Wisdom, her directorial debut, yesterday wearing these things. She must have been giddy with excitement before going out. Madonna probably stood ... Read More »

Everyone Hates Madonna

Madonna has long been rumored to be a bitchy diva, but that type of behavior was usually thought to extend only to her fans of which she thinks she’s better ... Read More »

No One Wants to Be on Your Street Anyway

During Madonna’s performance in New York yesterday, she told Sarah Palin to get off her street (similar to how she banned her from her party). She also threatened to kick ... Read More »