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Tonya Cooley Was Raped With a Toothbrush

One reason for a woman to never be a cast member on The Real World or Road Rules Challenge is dignity. Another reason is the likelihood of being raped by ... Read More »

‘Skins’ May Be Canceled

Following complaints by the super bored PTC, Taco Bell pulled out as one of the advertisers of MTV’s Skins. Now Wrigley, Subway, Foot Locker, L’Oreal and Shick have also decided ... Read More »

Snooki Won’t Be in a Hamster Ball on NYE

Jersey Shore’s Snooki was supposed to be put in a gigantic hamster ball on New Year’s Even and then dropped at midnight like the real Times Square ball but the ... Read More »

Your Dignity Left Three Hours Ago

Have you been watching the MTV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF? You have? Okay, go kill yourself. But not before you watch this. I wouldn’t want you to die ... Read More »

Britney Spears to Set the Record Straight or Something

A 90-minute documentary titled Britney: For the Record will premiere on MTV on Sunday, November 30th. The film promises an intimate look into her life, friends, career and aspirations of ... Read More »

TRL Is Going Off the Air

After 10 years of playing the first couple minutes of music videos and filling the screen with annoying speech bubbles and scrolling text from fans, MTV’s TRL is finally closing ... Read More »

The MTV VMAs Was Boring

I decided to flip to the VMAs and I saw nothing. That’s the nicest thing I can say about it. Beyonce had the most souless expression I have ever seen ... Read More »

2006 MTV Movie Awards

The 2006 MTV Movie Awards hosted by Jessica Alba was filmed this past weekend. It airs on June 8th, but of course there are pictures. Does Ashlee Simpson have a ... Read More »