Have you been watching the MTV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF? You have? Okay, go kill yourself. But not before you watch this. I wouldn’t want you to die without good reason.
In this uncensored clip, attention whore Onch and attention whore Zui re-enacted 2 Girls, 1 Cup in a jacuzzi on the show. It …

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A 90-minute documentary titled Britney: For the Record will premiere on MTV on Sunday, November 30th. The film promises an intimate look into her life, friends, career and aspirations of eating more chicken.
“I sit there and I’ll look back and I’m like: I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?”
“I wanted to make …

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After 10 years of playing the first couple minutes of music videos and filling the screen with annoying speech bubbles and scrolling text from fans, MTV’s TRL is finally closing it’s doors. Dave Sirulnick, executive producer, stressed that it wasn’t ending, it’s just taking a break. Sort of like what your girlfriend tells you before …

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I decided to flip to the VMAs and I saw nothing. That’s the nicest thing I can say about it. Beyonce had the most souless expression I have ever seen from any performer. She looked like a trained elephant from the circus who knows it’s going to be balancing on a ball for the next …

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The 2006 MTV Movie Awards hosted by Jessica Alba was filmed this past weekend. It airs on June 8th, but of course there are pictures. Does Ashlee Simpson have a lazy eye? Take a very close look. Award winners and pictures after the jump.

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