Dagger-chinned Reese Witherspoon showed up at the premiere of This Means War in a low cut top and black skirt and there isn’t one picture here where she’s not smiling hard. She needs to seriously calm down because this is starting to get creepy.
Kris Jenner just signed on to be the spokeswoman for Zestra Essential Arousal Oils which “enhances a woman’s sexual pleasure by heightening sensitivity to touch.” Basically lube?
“She’s tried it and uses it. She wants to promote great sex,” a source tells Life & Style about Kris, who has been married to Bruce since 1991. “Zestra is an over-the-counter product clinically proven to enhance a woman’s sexual pleasure.” Life & Style
Geez, really? This is worse than your grandma telling you how she prefers doggy-style over missionary during dinner. Worst. Thanksgiving. Ever.
Arnold Schwarzenegger posted on his WhoSay page the above snapshot of him and Sylvester Stallone side by side in hospital beds waiting for shoulder surgery.
He wrote, “After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery. Now we’re ready for another round of great times and action when we shoot The Tomb.“
When you’re 20 something, you run into friends at a bar. When you’re 60 something, you run into friends in hospital rooms while waiting for surgery on your joints. Maybe they’ll bond some more later by sharing a glass of Metamucil and reminisce about the good old days while they do hormone replacement therapy. Because when you’re that age, it isn’t about how much you can bench, it’s about how much synthetic hormones doctors can physically pump into you.
Courtney Cox was on Howard Stern today and revealed that she hasn’t had sex since her split with David Arquette. She hasn’t gotten laid in a year and added that no one has even asked her out.
“The truth of the matter is that we love each other so much. We have such affection for each other, but we are very different,” she asserted. “I’m a homebody. I like to have people over, but I’m a little socially… not… I don’t love it. David, he doesn’t drink anymore, he’s completely sober, but he likes to go out and dance. He really is a very gregarious guy. He’s very outgoing. I’m much more of an introvert.”
“I’m really not ready. … I’m just not there.” Extra
Courtney added that she’s ready to get back into it and has the blessing and encouragement of David.
This isn’t something you want to advertise. With the way men think, there’s going to be a line of dudes outside her house by tonight. It’ll look like someone passed out fliers for a gangbang competition and listed Courtney’s address.
Lindsay Lohan showed up for the amFAR event looking bloated, disheveled and all around cracked out. It’s like someone kicked a box in an alleyway and gave the first homeless girl that scurried out a designer dress and put them in a limo to the amFAR gala.
Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti, at 19, beat out hundreds of other hopefuls in Victoria’s Secret Model Search in 2009 to earn her wings. Now she’s quitting after 3 years because she thinks her Christian beliefs only allow her husband to watch her flaunt her body. What a selfish b*tch.
“It was pretty crazy because I finally achieved my biggest dream, the dream that I always wanted, but when I finally got it, it wasn’t all that I thought it would be. Victoria’s Secret was my absolutely biggest goal in life, and it was all I ever wanted career-wise. I actually loved it while I was there, it was so much fun and I had a blast. But the more I was modeling lingerie – and lingerie isn’t clothing – I just started becoming more uncomfortable with it because of my faith. I’m Christian, and reading the Bible more, I was becoming more convicted about it.”
“For all of you that were looking for me in the Victoria’s Secret runway show this year, I wasn’t in it. I have decided not to model lingerie because I personally feel that I am not honoring God or my husband by doing it. My marriage is very important & with divorce rates rising I want to do everything I can to protect my marriage and be respectful to my husband. God graciously gave me this marriage and this life and my desire is to live a Godly faithful life, I don’t however judge others for what they do. Everyone is convicted on different levels.”
“My goal is just to be a better role model for the youth. I just want them to see me as somebody that they can look up to and somebody that’s going to be dressing appropriately and I’m not going to get into things that I wouldn’t want them to be getting into. I want to go over the top because I don’t think enough people go over the top about how serious all this is. I just want people to see something different about me because I have that faith and I think it’s so important for everyone to have.”
My bet is on the husband who got jealous after dudes started hitting on her in front of him while she just flirted back. Regardless, you can add this to the list of “Things the Bible Ruined.” First it was gay rights, then sex before marriage and now it’s watching a hot 20-something walk around in front of a bunch of guys wearing nothing but bra and panties. What’s next? Bacon?!
