Britney Spears has a video for Radar. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the song. I’m not sure if she’s even saying radar. It sounds more like raider. Is she a raider? Like, of the Lost Ark? And what does watching a horse getting sprayed down and dressed up have to do with that? Did …
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Britney Spears might be engaged
June 29th, 2009Respond
Big news. Britney has gone a few months without flashing her vagina! Oh and she might be engaged to her agent Jason Trawick or something. Star claimed Jason proposed to Britney during their vacation in the Bahamas. Everyone pish-poshed that report, but over the weekend, Britney was flashing a diamond ring all over LA.
If true, …
Britney is dating her agent
June 10th, 20092 comments
Britney Spears is dating someone who might not be a total douchebag, her agent Jason Trawick. Not only that, her father, Jamie Spears, has given him his nod of approval, licked his lips and said, “Daddy like.” Creepy.
“They’re very sweet together,” the source says, adding that Spears “always had a crush” on Trawick, who is …
Britney Spears went topless, sort of
June 8th, 20094 comments
It amazes me that Britney’s people are still under the impression that they can market her as “sexy”. I assume that’s what they’re attempting to do in these leaked photos from the set of her music video for Gimme More. These are about as erotic as shots of a naked, weathered 50-year-old housewife cleaning the …
What a couple of little whores
June 4th, 20094 comments
A good way to get your ass kicked in school is to dance like how Jayden James and Sean Preston did to Toxic during a music break during Britney’s tour. This may be surprising, but if you’re a dude, writhing around like your mother isn’t something other guys find “cool”.
Britney is forgetful
May 28th, 2009Respond
Apparently, Britney Spears stumbles around in a blind stupor most of the day. Which explains why an Elle magazine shoot she did during her Circus tour turned into a disaster. Sources say Elle dressed Britney in “beautiful couture clothes” — I’m going to assume they’re worth a month’s rent — which were ruined by the …
Britney Spears still in that bikini
May 22nd, 20094 comments
Holy crap. Are those abs? Those things haven’t been heard from since 1999. They’re probably wincing in pain because they haven’t seen sunlight in 10 years.
Britney Spears is on vacation
May 20th, 20095 comments
Has anybody thought that Britney Spears would make the perfect dinosaur? She has those thick, muscular legs, an insatiable appetite and is slow and lumbering. If we were in the Prehistoric Era, I have no doubt that cavemen would try to spear her.
