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Jennifer Lopez wants you to pay attention to her

August 19th, 20081 comment

Jennifer Lopez filmed a segment for Good Morning America on Aug. 18 where she talked about her training for the Malibu Triathlon. Of course, after they finished taping, she couldn’t help but be a whiny bitch and complained about people paying more attention to Michael Phelps, who made Olympic history with eight gold medals, than …

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J. Lo training for a triathlon

July 18th, 2008Respond

One of the steps to get her body back to where it was before she had her twins is to train for and participate in a triathlon.
Lopez’s training includes running, biking and swimming. Anthony says he’ll root her on from the sidelines: “I’m very supportive. I’ll be on my Segway (encouraging her).”
Jennifer should do what …

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Jennifer Lopez does more bikini things

July 8th, 20085 comments

If you weren’t satisfied with the first set of Jennifer Lopez in a bikini, clearer shots have surfaced. This time of her exiting Italian waters. These photos remind me of an old saying that goes, if the boat is a rockin’, don’t worry, that’s just Jennifer Lopez’s fat ass clomping around on the deck.

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Jennifer Lopez went swimming

July 7th, 2008Respond

It’s been a while since Jennifer Lopez was seen in a bikini, but here she is in one in Portofino, Italy over the weekend. Jennifer recently gave birth to twins so that may explain why her body looks like it was made from mashed together pieces of Playdough. Marc Anthony was recently buried in Stephen …

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Jennifer Lopez can’t keep her dog on a leash

June 27th, 20082 comments

Lisa Wilson, a flight attendant on board a private flight to Burbank, alleges that Jennifer Lopez’s “vicious” German Shepherd attacked her leg causing her to fall down, hurting her back in the process. She is now suing J.Lo because her back was so bad she had to undergo surgery and now can no longer work. …

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Tommy Cruise wanted: As a godfather

April 7th, 20082 comments

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Catholics, have decided to ask Tom Cruise, zany Scientologist, to be the godfather to their son Max and daughter Emme.
“Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the …

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PEOPLE paid $6 million for this

March 20th, 20082 comments

J. Lo was allegedly paid $6 million to appear in PEOPLE magazine with her twins, Max and Emme. The stipulations were they had to stop calling her J.Lo and her husband Marc Anthony had to shoot the pictures. God she’s annoying.
This week’s issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday, features 12 pages of new photos of …

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Jennifer Lopez might have OCD

March 4th, 20081 comment

After giving birth, Jennifer Lopez has been busy spoiling her twins by giving them a masseuse, a trained color therapist, 600-count Egyptian cotton cot linen, designer Babygros, diamond engraved rattles and two small Shetland ponies. Right around masseuse is when I realized my childhood pales in comparison to her kids’. You guys have Shetland ponies? …

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