After Jessica screwed up singing a tribute to Dolly Parton, her mom Tina called her performance embarrassing and unprofessional. Tina was upset over the fact Jessica missed a rehearsal and failed to learn the lyrics. Papa Joe on the other hand called it “cute” and wanted to leave it in until producers begged him to …
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Video of Jessica sucking
December 5th, 20061 comment
Jessica said she messed up because she was so nervous and wanted the song to be perfect. Well, she really f’d that up. It also says she idolized Dolly Parton yet she was using cue cards during the song. That would make her both learning challenged and illiterate. Things aren’t looking good for this girl. …
Jessica Simpson is very sad
December 4th, 20064 comments
Yesterday Jessica Simpson performed Nine to Five at the Kennedy Center Honors as a tribute to Dolly Parton. She managed to forget the words and ended her performance saying “so nervous.” She quickly left while the audience sat stunned and didn’t even applaud. When she and other singers returned, Jessica appeared to be crying. The …
In other news
November 27th, 2006Respond
Will Smith thinks he’s so smart and solves a Rubik’s Cube in front of Oprah. Back in my prime I solved 10 Rubik’s Cubes in under 5 minutes. With no hands. Beat that muscle man!
Bruce Willis is a primadonna. Demands root beer for cocktail. He should demand someone invent a cure for his Mr. Clean …
Jessica Simpson is a tabloid slut
November 21st, 20062 comments
Jessica Simpson has been linked with two men today. One is a guy who looks like he never made it out of the stone age. I think his name is John Mayer. The other guy is Tony Romo, QB of the Dallas Cowboys. Us has Jessica going out on a date with John Mayer drinking …
Celebrity MySpace comments
October 20th, 20063 comments
Because MySpace is a mess, some users on ONTD posted info on how to view comments on private profiles. If you’ve ever wanted to hear the inane ramblings of celebrities and their friends, then fire up your mouse. I feel so useless that this is old news, but better late than never. Here are Paris …
Joe Simpson is a real photographer now
October 20th, 2006Respond
A little while back, there was the story about how Joe Simpson planned on being Jessica Simpson’s personal paparazzi. It seems there’s now proof that indeed Joe Simpson is going beyond the lines of concerned parent and is making a tidy sum exploiting his daughters. The picture comes from the I Belong to Me photoshoot …
Jessica Simpson is her own publicist
October 18th, 2006Respond
It’s that feeling you get when you know something bad is going to happen, but you just don’t know when or what. After appearing on People declaring her love for John Mayer, Joe Simpson fired her publicist Rob Shuter. Now Jessica has decided to handle her own publicity starting with personal phone calls to tabloids …
