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Lindsay Lohan Still Out of a Job

A top Mafia expert tells Page Six that John Travolta’s Gotti movie will be “god-awful”. That doesn’t bode well for Lindsay Lohan’s comeback role. “It has the potential of being a ... Read More »

John Travolta Wants to Convert Lindsay Lohan

According to The National Enquirer, the sole reason Lindsay Lohan even has a part in Gotti: Three Generations is because John Travolta vouched for her and promised to take her ... Read More »

John Travolta Was Kirstie Alley’s Dance Doctor

In news that will really help those gay rumors, Kirstie Alley enlisted John Travolta to help her with her routine on Dancing With the Stars. A string of accidents have ... Read More »

Qantas Airways Employees Are Not Fans of John Travolta

An inflight safety video introduced by John Travolta for Qantas Airways is getting flight attendants and pilots all huffy. They say Travolta’s 35 second appearance in the three and a ... Read More »

Carrie Fisher Outs John Travolta Again

Last year, Carrie Fisher participated in The Advocate’s monthly Can I Be Blunt? column where she said “We don’t really care that John Travolta is gay.” She’s back for The ... Read More »

John Travolta and Kelly Preston Gave Birth

According to PEOPLE, John Travolta and Kelly Preston welcomed an 8 lbs, 3 oz addition to their family named Benjamin on Tuesday in a Florida hospital. The baby supposedly silently ... Read More »

John Travolta and Kelly Preston Are Having a ‘Silent Birth’

Because they’re Scientologists and crazy, John Travolta and Kelly Preston will follow Scientology guidelines and have a “silent birth.” “No music, no talking and no screaming will be allowed during the ... Read More »

Kelly Preston Is Having Twins

I have a theory for why John Travolta might be gay. His sperm is much too powerful. Star reports that Kelly Preston is pregnant with twin sons. “They were ecstatic when ... Read More »

Kelly Preston Is Pregnant

In 2009, John Travolta’s son, Jett, died. More recently, Travolta’s two dogs were killed at the Bangor International Airport when someone who wasn’t a member of his family walked them. ... Read More »

John Travolta Is Sneaky

John Travolta flew himself to Haiti by way of his personal jet with 4 tons of military rations and medical supplies to help the earthquake victims. Travolta also brought along ... Read More »

Mistrial Declared in John Travolta Extortion Case

After the death of his son, a paramedic tried to blackmail John Travolta with a document he signed which stated that he wanted his son to be transferred to Florida ... Read More »

Update: They Took a Photo of His Dying Kid

Recent reports surfaced that two people are in custody for allegedly trying to extort money out of John Travolta and Kelly Preston. How exactly they were attempting to do it ... Read More »

People Are Trying to Extort the Travoltas

John Travolta and Kelly Preston may be still dealing with the fact that their son, Jett, died from a “seizure disorder,” but that hasn’t stopped two individuals from launching an ... Read More »

Update: John Travolta’s Son Died

Jett Travolta, John Travolta’s 16-year-old son who has been long rumored to be autistic despite constant denials, died today while John and his wife Kelly Preston were vacationing in the ... Read More »

John Travolta Is Bald, Awkward

John Travolta took off his toupee and grew a goatee for his new movie From Paris With Love. I have no idea what his character is but if I had ... Read More »

John Travolta Is Helpful

Drew Petereson is an ex-cop suspected of killing his wife. His third wife drowned in an apparent homicide and his fourth wife disappeared. So it makes perfect sense that John ... Read More »

John Travolta Is Friendly

90-year-old Kirk Douglas presented John Travolta with an award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival and then they made out. Uh, perfectly normal. No, really. You may think this is ... Read More »

John Travolta Was a Slut

During filming for his new movie, Hairspray, John Travolta was the center of attention while dressed in drag. Read: He loved being fondled by men. “You should have seen everyone on ... Read More »

“Hairspray” Isn’t a Gay Film

You want gay? I’ll show you gay! Recently, gay-rights groups have called for a boycott of John Travolta’s new film Hairspray because of his religion’s stance on homosexuality. Kevin Naff, managing ... Read More »

John Travolta Blames Meds for Shootings

The always entertainingly delusional John Travolta blames psychiatric medication for the Columbine and Virginia Tech shootings in an interview with W. The Hairspray star says, “I don’t disagree with anything Tom ... Read More »
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