Justin Long must hate his penis. He broke up with Drew Barrymore then hooked up with Kirsten Dunst and now he’s punishing his wiener by doing the sexytime with the supposedly bisexual troll Tila Tequila. Page Six reports:
But on Halloween, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said …

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Drew Barrymore dumped Justin Long not too long ago. Attempts have been made by Justin to find a rebound girl, but reports indicate he’s still very “distraught.” So much so that he has pulled out of his directorial debut for Whip It.
“He couldn’t stand working with her and not being with her. He’s too upset,” …

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Justin Long broke up with Drew Barrymore a week ago and it looks like he’s recovered, kind of. OK! Magazine says Justin was spotted holding hands with Kirsten Dunst in NYC.
“They stayed out all night and Kirsten was all over him and kept leaning in to kiss him.”
Page Six, however, says two days before Justin …

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Drew Barrymore and the Mac guy, Justin Long, have broken up after nearly a year of dating. No details have been given other than a rep confirming the news. A source said that they remain friends.
God, this is boring. Justin Long should have broken up with Drew by drowning her cat. That way I could …

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JL: Hi. I’m Justin Long. I look edgy, but am actually devoid of any utility.
DB: Hi. I’m Drew Barrymore. I used to be unpredictable and fun, but now I’m frumpy and boring.
With any luck, that timely pop-culture reference will have revealed how I feel about these two.

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