When you’re a vacuous, big chested, shapely assed woman named Kim Kardashian, a good way to get people to your website is to post pictures of yourself in a breast accentuating bikini and seductively shower yourself with water. Label it something innocent like “Kourtney and me in Miami” so people think that even though this …
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Kim Kardashian removes her cellulite
May 14th, 20084 comments
On this weeks episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we found out that walking around with an ass like Kim’s comes at a high price and that price is cellulite. However, as we soon discovered, there is a cure, albeit a temporary one, for this dreaded affliction. It involves having your ass oiled up …
What’s a Burma?
May 9th, 20084 comments
The Kardashians posted a mock PSA on Kim’s website regarding the situation in Burma. The whole video is obviously scripted and done in a way to highlight the collective stupidity of the Kardashians while at the same time attempting to teach people about Burma. Sadly, it failed miserably.
Kim starts by asking what the the benefit …
Kim Kardashian’s ass is gross?
April 15th, 20083 comments
Paris Hilton called into the Morning Zoo show on KLUC-FM and was asked whether she would rather have Jessica Simpson’s breasts or Kim Kardashian’s ass. Not surprisingly, she wanted neither. And why not? She’s perfect in every way. From her wonky eye down to her clown feet. She’s like a walking Picasso. Paris added that …
Kim Kardashian is bikini-y?
April 10th, 20083 comments
While you’re sitting at your desk waiting for Friday to roll around, why not pass the time by staring at Kim Kardashian’s tits from when she was filming scenes for her show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. That’s what the camera crew did and it worked out pret-ty well.
Kim Kardashian has got it going on
February 20th, 20082 comments
Damn. I could use Kim Kardashian’s butt as a surface to play Jenga on. The benefits of dating her are endless. Not only can you have sex with her, but after you’re done, you can rest your beverage and sandwich on her ass. Plus, look at how wide her mouth opens. Paris Hilton would be …
Kim Kardashian was sued
February 5th, 20083 comments
Sonja Norwood, mother of Brandy and Ray J (Kim Kardashian’s ex-lover), filed a lawsuit yesterday claiming when Kim Kardashian was employed as Brandy’s stylist, she was given an Amex card to use on one purchase. Sonja says Kim gave the card to the rest of the Kardashian family (Khloe, Kourtney, Robert Jr.) who spent a …
Kim Kardashian chills at Miami beach
January 25th, 20083 comments
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian hit up Miami beach for some rest & relaxation. It included a full day of lying around doing nothing. A much needed break from their real lives of standing around and doing nothing. The hardest part about being a Karadashian? Remembering that some of their names start with “K” instead of …
