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Someone Wants Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Off the Market

A “mystery” buyer is looking to purchase the rights to Kim Kardashian’s sex tape from Vivid in order to “completely remove it from the market.” A lawyer in Tennessee representing the ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Also at the VMAs

Guess who else showed up at the MTV Video Music Awards. That’s right. Kim Kardashian’s ass. It wore metallic dress with a flesh-colored back from Kaufman Franco. All the other ... Read More »

PEOPLE Paid $1.5m for This

PEOPLE paid $1.5 million for the rights to publish Kim Kardashian’s wedding photos. This is the cover to the issue. Notice how there’s no trace of Kris Humphries. I mean, ... Read More »

Kris Humphries’ Family Appalled at Wedding

The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries wedding sponsored by E! could fetch up to $17 million. Just throwing that out there to frustrate people who lost money on their weddings. Anyway, ... Read More »

Cops Shut Down Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ wedding reception was shut down by cops shortly after midnight because of noise complaints. The event was originally planned to continue until 4:30 a.m. but ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Married

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries finally married on Saturday. The details were sold to PEOPLE while E! will broadcast the nuptials in a four hour special. The two wed in ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Previews Her Wedding Dress

A good way for anyone to try on wedding dresses is to see what their wax figure at Madame Tussauds looks like wearing it. What? You don’t have a wax ... Read More »

Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian Are One

Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian were spotted together at the VH1 Do Something Awards yesterday. Crap. Is Kim mentoring Demi? That’d be a good move. No one can hustle like ... Read More »

Psst, Kim Kardashian, Your Psoriasis Is Showing

We already know Kim Kardashian suffers from psoriasis, an easily treatable incommunicable genetic disorder. Basically, it makes her skin all splotchy and red. On a recent episode of How Do ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Will Exploit Her Dad’s Grave

To answer your questions, yes, Kim Kardashian did take Kris Humphries to visit her father Robert Kardashian’s grave and, yes, this was being filmed. In Kim’s defense, this will make great ... Read More »

E! Invites Us to Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

Kris Humphries will marry Kim Kardashian real soon so it’s time to shine up those monocles because things are about to get fancy. In preparation for the upcoming nuptials which ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian’s Psoriasis Is Big News

You probably saw this in the links yesterday but if not, here you go. You know it’s a slow news day when us reports on Kim Kardashian’s easily manageable psoriasis. On ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Is Suing Old Navy

Old Navy ran a commercial featuring a Kim Kardashian look-a-like named Melissa Molinaro and now Kim is suing because there can only be one second-rate Kim Kardashian and that’s the ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Is Real

You can all stop with the rumors about Kim Kardashian’s butt. You were talking about her butt, right? No? Don’t lie. Of course you were. Anyway, stop it because today ... Read More »

Bret Lockett Only Had Phone Sex With Kim Kardashian

Earlier, NFL “player” Bret Lockett claimed to have carried on an affair with Kim Kardashian while she was dating Kris Humphries. Over the weekend, Bret went on Showbiz Tonight to ... Read More »

Bret Lockett Has Proof

The new issue of In Touch claims Kim Kardashian has been cheating on his fiance Kris Humphries with NFL “player” Bret Lockett. Kim threatened to sue In Touch if they ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Made $300k Off Her Engagement Photos

Proving people (PEOPLE?) are idiots, Kim Kardsahian sold PEOPLE magazine exclusive pictures of her engagement party for $300,000. This is the same price tag as Khloe’s wedding photos she sold ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Not Pregnant

After a report of a possible pregnancy surfaced, Kim Kardashian quickly went on her website to dispel the rumor sort of started by OK! Magazine. This is crazy! I am NOT ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian to Be Kim Humphries and She Might Be Pregnant

TMZ reports that Kim Kardashian will be forgoing the Kardashian surname and taking on Kris’ last name instead. That’s right. She’ll be Kim Humphries. Obviously, her mom does not agree ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Is Going to Make Bank Off Her Marriage

If Kris Humphries thought his marriage to Kim Kardashian was going to be kept out of the public spotlight, then he must be confusing Kim with someone more demure and ... Read More »