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Kim Kardashian Has No Photoshop

Kim Kardashian posted these two photos of herself in a bikini on Instagram yesterday proudly proclaiming “#no filter, #nophotoshop.” *Pats Kim Kardashian on head* Yes, Kim, you’re very pretty.

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Kim Kardashian Bought Kanye a $750K Lambo

Kanye West celebrated his 35th birthday last week and since Kim Kardashian is his girlfriend and she loves being extravagant, she bought him a $750,000 black Lamborghini, the Aventador LP 700-4 Lamborghini to be precise (above but in black).

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Kanye West Marries Kim Kardashian in his Rap Song

A source says Kim Kardashian and Kanye west are “100 percent having conversations about marriage,” which explains a new track by Pusha T. where West raps, “I saw you in the club in a white dress/Now I want to put you in a white dress.” I won’t go into how dumb of an idea it is to marry Kim when her fake marriage to Kris Humphries isn’t even officially over yet.

Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian Went to the White House

Despite missing her 1pm flight to DC, Lindsay Lohan still managed to make it, along with Kim Kardashian, to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as guests of FOX News, whose goal of the evening was “cheapen everything.” Kim and Lindsay joined George Clooney, Steven Spielberg, Sofia Vergara and other guests in listening to Obama’s opening monologue which was great because it threw a jab at Kim.

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Kim Kardashian Has That Ass

According to history books, back in 1792, architects for the Whitehouse decided to use wider doors because they knew that one day Kim Kardashian would need to fit her ass through them to attend the Correspondents Dinner.