When you’ve fallen from grace like Lindsay Lohan, the best way to get back on top is to have some guy grab your boob and make-out with you. Take note, ladies.
[Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains. Image via Splash News]
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What will Samantha think?
June 13th, 20081 comment
Lindsay Lohan tries to tan
June 9th, 20084 comments
The only way Lindsay Lohan could expose herself to the sun and not burst into flames is with SPF 100 sunscreen. She’s so pale even ghosts think they’re being haunted by a dead relative. All their ghost friends call them crazy, but they “swear to God, man, she’s there.”
Bobby Brown’s son had sex with Lindsay
June 6th, 20084 comments
In the bathroom. Actually, The Sun says it was in a toilet. I’m going to assume they mean a stall and not a toilet toilet because in my experience having sex ankle deep in poo contaminated water is a turn off. Bobby Brown’s son Brandon says:
“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me …
Lindsay Lohan is employed
June 6th, 2008Respond
Lindsay Lohan hopes to turn her life around with her new movie, Labor Pains, about a young woman (Lindsay) who pretends to be pregnant so she doesn’t get fired. Now Lindsay is one step closer to realizing her dream as she has found someone to insure, albeit with a lot of vouching from the film’s …
Lindsay Lohan needs fast cash
June 3rd, 20082 comments
Lindsay Lohan realizes she isn’t as big a draw as she once was and with no significant work in the near future, meaning no income whatsoever, she’s sunk to selling her own exclusives to magazines. The first of which was supposed to be a $1 million story to OK! Magazine detailing her lesbian relationship with …
Lindsay Lohan is fun
June 2nd, 2008Respond
A gust of wind blew up Lindsay Lohan’s dress as she made her way down the red carpet of the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. The wind later apologized saying he was drunk and didn’t know what he was doing.
Thanks Capt. Cornhole fro the heads up.
Lindsay does the MTV Movie Awards
June 2nd, 20081 comment
The MTV Movie Awards were on last night. A fact I sort of remembered then subsequently forgot as I channel surfed through the drivel that was Sunday afternoon tv. There was a countdown timer thingy on MTV saying I had 3 hours left until the awards show. It might as well have been an ad …
The Lohan’s are great parents
May 30th, 20081 comment
Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s psycho attention whoring father, showed up at the Penninsula Hotel on Wednesday where Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson was deejaying and staked out the lobby waiting for Lindsay to arrive. A source revealed to Page Six:
“It was freaky. He was sitting on the steps and texting like mad, and looking very upset that …
