What Woman Found Dead Mouse Sewn Into Dress – THIS IS REAL LIFE!!!!! By Amber Petty November 15, 2016
TV Sure He’s a Rapist, but ‘The Cosby Show’ Is Too Funny to Stay Off the Air By Amber Petty November 15, 2016
Music Taylor Swift Making a Hip Hop Album, African-Americans Confused if They Should Be More Mad About This or Trump By Amber Petty November 14, 2016
News Nation Fantasizes About Biden Pranking Trump, Tries to Laugh Through Their Tears of Rage By Amber Petty November 14, 2016
News Mariah Carey Breaks Down After Split From Fiance, Somehow Becomes More of a Diva By Amber Petty November 11, 2016
News A Donald Trump Twitter Account That Doesn’t Make You Want to Claw Your Eyes Out in Rage By Amber Petty November 10, 2016
News Miley Cyrus in Tears Over Hillary’s Loss, Is Surprisingly Articulate for Miley Cyrus By Amber Petty November 9, 2016
News Distract Yourself From the Ongoing Chaos by Hearing Mandy Moore’s Cat Psychic Story By Amber Petty November 9, 2016
News Jaden Smith to Dedicate His Life to Becoming an English Man Doing a Bad American Accent Who Has Magic Hands By Amber Petty November 8, 2016
What Hooray CA Police! You’ve Sent a Single Mother to Trial for Making Fish! By Amber Petty November 7, 2016
Music Blur Bassist Hasn’t Wash Hair in 10 Years, the Same Amount of Time Since We Cared About Blur By Amber Petty November 7, 2016