Are you ready to develop a new fear?
This is not John Hughes’ Sixteen Candles. Sixteen-year old Jacinda is probably wishing someone would have fucking forgot her birthday.
A man in China has discovered the perfect, renewable food source.
Searching for ‘N***a’ on Google Maps Brings Up the White House and Other ‘Places’. See Results for Other Slurs
Google, you have some ‘splaining to do.
When you watch The Human Centipede, do you just get a hankering for some delicious food?
Internet Reptilian Conspiracists Admit Surprise at Their Possibly Valid Conspiracy After Teenage YouTuber Makes Gene Simmons Look Tongue Tied
YouTube sideshow, eighteen-year-old Adrianne Lewis has gotten some recent fame for her lizard-like licker.
In a act usually reserved for middle school hallways, 34-year-old Brad Lee Davis pleaded guilty to suffocating his stepfather, Denver Lee St. Clair, with an atomic wedgie - nerds everywhere grab their manhood.
When was the last time you got really horny, caressed your hatchback and whispered into its antenna, ‘Imma fuck you’.
A nursing home in Philadelphia may have just killed a man’s whole reason for living.
Warranted shame for taking a public selfie has gone completely overboard for a Melbourne dad.
Enjoy Never Drinking Beverages with Pulp Again, Woman Arrested for Serving Dead Foot Skin Shavings in Milk
Darwin awards, ready your golden medals for possibly the weirdest way to get arrested.
Ah, cinco de drinko, you are an American tradition of Mexican-style frivolity.
Fun times in Cleveland today! The “mistake by the lake” isn’t the most rewarding city to be a sports fan and the Cavs’ media just made it a little worse.
Leave it to a white, middle-aged dude to be charged with a crime that will freeze your face with an expression of questioning distaste.
As the Internet has probably informed you, Danielle Perez, “woman in a wheelchair”, just won a treadmill on The Price is Right.
Triple backflip? Ha! Call me when it's a quadruple. *Takes a sip of Mt. Dew*
Now for something a little more timely.