Still two years away from even being able to get a driver’s permit, Ali Lohan has already picked out what kind of car she wants once she turns 16. A BMW truck! Although, there’s no such thing as a BMW truck. Maybe she meant SUV. One of the X-series perhaps? Anyway, Ali is only 14 …

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Ali Lohan and her mother Dina showed up at the Animal Fair magazine Halloween Pet Costume Contest wearing retarded costumes that didn’t make any sense and didn’t bring their pets. Ali wore a netted top with skin tight leggings, cat ears, a barbed wire tattoo, a bow tie and looked about ready for menopause. Dina …

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Lindsay Lohan has found it increasingly difficult to land a gig and not piss everyone off. Therefore, it’s time to put that horse out to pasture and usher in the next generation. Nicknamed “The Great Red Hope,” Ali Lohan filed a petition with the L.A. County Superior seeking approval — she’s a minor, 14 — …

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Lindsay Lohan has been begging her mom to let her 14-year-old sister, Ali Lohan, live with her and Samantha. Lindsay says she’s at a point where she believes she can finally be a positive influence on her. According to The National Enquirer:
Lindsay – who’s been privately critical of Dina for pushing Ali into their widely …

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Rumors are floating around that Ali Lohan got implants. Lindsay didn’t take too kindly to these accusations. In fact, they made her sick.
hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, …

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TMZ learned that big, big star Ali Lohan has been auditioning for film roles and in her quest to be the next, um, whatever, she had a casting session with legendary porn director Peter Davy. Davy is best known for discovering Houstan, aka “I banged 620 guys in one sitting/laying,” and for Breast Wishes 14 …

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Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan are famous for nothing yet managed to secure a reality show by banking off of Lindsay Lohan’s name. While they think this makes them big stars, the real world disagrees. Which is why studio staff kicked Dina out of last night’s premiere of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 …

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Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s psycho attention whoring father, showed up at the Penninsula Hotel on Wednesday where Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson was deejaying and staked out the lobby waiting for Lindsay to arrive. A source revealed to Page Six:
“It was freaky. He was sitting on the steps and texting like mad, and looking very upset that …

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