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Britney Spears Went to Starbucks Obviously

Why is it that every time there are photos of Britney Spears she’s always drinking Starbucks and making stupid faces? And I thought she’s required by law to wear a ... Read More »

Britney Spears Has Awesome Hair, Is Mel Gibson’s Only Friend

Britney Spears went shopping at Crate & Barrel yesterday and she showed off her janky weave. She looks like she was mauled by a bear. Hasn’t her hair grown back ... Read More »

Britney Spears Is a Good Dresser

Here’s Britney Spears getting Starbucks on Thursday. I have no idea what the hell she’s doing. She’s dressed like she’s in one of those teen pornos where they put the ... Read More »

Britney Being Investigated for Child Abuse

Child services is opening an investigation into possible child abuse after Britney Spears’ former bodyguard, Fernando Flores, claimed she beat her kids with a belt and fed them shellfish which ... Read More »

Britney Spears Is a Sexual Tigress

Britney Spears is being sued for sexual harassment by her ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores. Fernando said he couldn’t take being treated like a piece of meat anymore and watch Britney walk ... Read More »

Britney’s Conservatorship Will Not End

Britney Spears will have a conservatorship hearing this morning in an LA courtroom to decide whether or not Britney is legally sane enough to make her own decisions. Here’s a ... Read More »

Britney Spears Drops Her Agent

Britney Spears and her boyfriend Jason Trawick “have decided to end their professional relationship and focus on their personal relationship.” Britney and Jason have been dating since last summer and ... Read More »

The Britney Spears Demo of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”

The single “Telephone” by Lady Gaga was originally written for Britney Spears. Spears passed on the track after making a demo. Probably because she couldn’t do the dance that accompanied ... Read More »

Britney Spears Is on Nipple Watch

Britney Spears’ dad, Jamie, listens to the people. When they cry for Britney to turn down those headlights, he listens and takes action. Which is why Jamie has instituted Nipple ... Read More »

Britney Is Back

Back to eating fro-yo (that’s what the cool kids call it). Britney Spears hit up Menchie’s frozen yogurt in Calabasas with Jason Trawick on Monday. Fame Pictures suggests there’s relationship ... Read More »

Britney Spears Looks Great

The description on these pictures is “Pop singer Britney Spears has dinner with her boyfriend Jason Trawick in Brentwood, California at Banderas restaurant on March 22, 2010.” But the title ... Read More »

Britney Spears Loves Her Orange Soda

What happened to Britney Spears? Did the clock strike 12? Here she is the other day making a pit stop for orange Fanta braless, wearing uggs and clown makeup. The ... Read More »

Britney and Jason Might Still Be Together

A couple days ago there was a rumor that Britney Spears and Jason Trawick broke up. Looks like no one bothered to tell them because they still seemed very much ... Read More »

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Broke Up

Britney Spears has been leading a relatively quiet life ever since she and Jason Trawick started dating. Now, a year later, they’ve broken up so watch out buffet lines. Fatty ... Read More »

Ke$Ha Isn’t a Britney Spears Fan

Ke$ha, the stereotypical studio manufactured drunk, rebellious party girl, speaks out against Britney Spears’ lip-syncing and says Britney is treating her fans like they’re stupid. “I don’t think that’s fair at ... Read More »

Britney Spears Is Blonde Again

Britney Spears went in for an emergency hair appointment at the Nine Zero One salon of the weekend. Not sure what constitutes an “emergency hair appointment” but she came out ... Read More »

Britney Spears Has New Candie’s Ads

New ads for Candie’s featuring Britney Spears were released today. There’s nothing too groundbreaking except for the fact that they didn’t want Britney to smile. She must have had pieces ... Read More »

Britney Spears Grammy Fail

Britney Spears’ dress at the Grammys last night would have been great 9 years ago. Back then guys may have just dropped their pants and started masturbating right then and ... Read More »

Britney Spears Will Donate Her Dress to Haiti

Not to be outdone up by Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears has come forward to provide her own relief effort for Haiti. Britney has donated her silver Versace gown that she ... Read More »

Britney Spears Addicted to “Family Guy”, Is Crazy

There hasn’t been a lot of interesting Britney SpearsĀ  news lately, but don’t worry. The Sun is here to make you go “what?” A source says Britney’s developed an unhealthy ... Read More »