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Britney Spears is still relevant

Britney Spears has a video for Radar. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the song. I’m not sure if she’s even saying radar. It sounds more like raider. Is she ... Read More »

Britney Spears might be engaged

Big news. Britney has gone a few months without flashing her vagina! Oh and she might be engaged to her agent Jason Trawick or something. Star claimed Jason proposed to ... Read More »

Britney is dating her agent

Britney Spears is dating someone who might not be a total douchebag, her agent Jason Trawick. Not only that, her father, Jamie Spears, has given him his nod of approval, ... Read More »

Britney Spears went topless, sort of

It amazes me that Britney’s people are still under the impression that they can market her as “sexy”. I assume that’s what they’re attempting to do in these leaked photos ... Read More »

What a couple of little whores

A good way to get your ass kicked in school is to dance like how Jayden James and Sean Preston did to Toxic during a music break during Britney’s tour. ... Read More »

Britney is forgetful

Apparently, Britney Spears stumbles around in a blind stupor most of the day. Which explains why an Elle magazine shoot she did during her Circus tour turned into a disaster. ... Read More »

Britney Spears still in that bikini

Holy crap. Are those abs? Those things haven’t been heard from since 1999. They’re probably wincing in pain because they haven’t seen sunlight in 10 years. Read More »

Britney Spears is on vacation

Has anybody thought that Britney Spears would make the perfect dinosaur? She has those thick, muscular legs, an insatiable appetite and is slow and lumbering. If we were in the ... Read More »