Lindsay Lohan was a “cash cow”

Lindsay had horrible parents who wanted nothing more than to leech off her money and fame claims Tony Almeida, a bodyguard who worked for her from 2002 to 2005. He ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan’s mom is an idiot

Us Magazine interviewed Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s mom and manager, about important issues facing the world today. Namely, her daughter’s coke snorting tape and her hard partying. How is Lindsay holding ... Read More »

Dina Lohan’s new job isn’t going too well

ET hired Dina Lohan to troll the red carpet so they could get an exclusive with Lindsay Lohan. Dina thought she was the real deal and wandered over to Jane ... Read More »

Dina Lohan is using Lindsay

Entertainment Tonight fueled Dina Lohan’s desire to become a TV star by hiring her to do celebrity interviews at the premiere of her daughter’s movie, Georgia Rule. The self-proclaimed white ... Read More »

Don’t blame Lindsay’s mom

Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina Lohan, gave a revealing interview for Harper’s Bazaar about using Lindsay as her meal ticket to quasi-fame. In it, Dina prides herself on being Lindsay’s friend ... Read More »

Dina Lohan is a saint

Dina Lohan, mother of Lindsay Lohan, invites ET on her trip to reunite with her daughter in rehab. Dina chastises tabloids for fabricating stories about Lindsay and says “someone has ... Read More »

Dina Lohan is a classy dame

Dina Lohan was spotted grossing everyone out at Kobe Club with a mystery man on Wednesday while Lindsay Lohan was off “filming.” A guy sitting next to Dina was “all over ... Read More »

Dina Lohan is pretty dumb

Dina Lohan wants Lindsay to do more action films to become the next Angelina Jolie. “I would love to see her in an action movie, like an Angelina Jolie movie,” Dina ... Read More »