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Heidi Montag is a joy to work with

You’re just asking for trouble when you have Heidi Montag perform at a big event for you. Not only do you have to deal with that brainless twat, you have ... Read More »

Heidi Montag will reveal more in next Playboy

Speaking with Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM show Tuesday, Heidi Montag vowed that she’ll reveal more in her next Playboy appearance. When Seacrest asked if she had a two or ... Read More »

Heidi Montag is honest

Heidi Montag’s playboy spread is about as interesting as dirt, so I skimmed through it and highlighted the (barely) interesting parts for yours truly. I know. I’m expecting that Nobel ... Read More »

Heidi used Playboy as a personal catalog

How does a reality tv star choose her new breasts? If you’re Heidi Montag, you flip through a bunch of Playboys and look at the tits on various models like ... Read More »

Heidi Montag debuts her Playboy cover

As previously mentioned, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt snuck their way into the premiere of G.I. Joe. Heidi made sure to bring a copy of her Playboy magazine along with. ... Read More »

Please don’t

Us reports that Heidi Montag, otherwise known has Heidi Pratt or Heidi Douchebag or just Heidi, is set to perform at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant next month. She’ll unleash ... Read More »

Sexy fail

I’m more excited about slamming my penis in a car door than this. Heidi Montag’s sexy face looks like she just huffed a can of gas and now parts of ... Read More »

Al Roker vs Speidi

Al Roker was probably pissed off that he had to interview the wastes of space Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Which is why he felt the need to eviscerate them on ... Read More »