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Jenny McCarthy doing stuff in a bikini

August 13th, 2008Respond

If you’re stuck in the 90’s organizing pogs into neat, orderly piles in your parents’ guest house, then have I got news for you. Jenny McCarthy is in a bikini playing with a stuffed chicken. However, with good news comes bad news. She’s no longer on MTV’s Singled Out, Kurt Cobain is dead and long, …

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Jim Carrey is hilarious

July 7th, 2008Respond

You know how that guy who’s known for being funny, but hasn’t done anything funny in years, one day tries to do something funny again and he gets a little chuckle out of everyone with an impromptu gag, but then runs with it for too long making it not funny anymore and actually kind of …

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Jenny McCarthy has cured autism

March 7th, 20083 comments

Well, not really cure. Jenny says she’s done what no scientist has been able to do for years and found a way to ease the symptoms of autism. The thing is, the medical community just won’t listen.
McCarthy, whose five-year-old son Evan suffers from the disorder, travels around America giving talks about the alleged benefits of …

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Jim Carrey is an autism whisperer

September 21st, 20072 comments

Two years ago, Jenny McCarthy’s son, Evan, was diagnosed with autism. Things were difficult until she found Jim Carrey. She says Evan really took to Jim and she has even begun to call him the Autism Whisperer.
“He’s actually helped Evan get past some obstacles I couldn’t. I sometimes call him the autism whisperer. He speaks …

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Jenny McCarthy in a bikini

August 24th, 20072 comments

Jenny McCarthy was on vacation with Jim Carrey and here she is showing off her body in a bikini. She looks lonely. After the travesty that was Singled Out, she should be. Anyway, this page has too many celebrities not going to jail so here’s Jenny McCarthy to lighten it up.

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In other news

February 5th, 2007Respond

I’m glad the Colts won because the Bears suck. Why keep passing when it’s intercepted every other time?

Ashlee Simpson shops. [Glitterati]
Because I Said So is so good. Just kidding. [Pajiba]
Marc Anthony dry humps Jennifer Lopez. [Bastardly]
Justin Timberlake is a badass. [Evil Beet]
Six foot tall Kimora Lee is a lesbian. [Celebitchy]
Britney Spears has a hygiene problem. …

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In other news

October 13th, 20065 comments

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Disneyland France could very well be the happiest place on Earth. At least for Minnie Mouse. Video fixed…for now.
Angelina is literate - Angelina Jolie attempts to read a book. No one is fooled. Everyone knows she planned the hit on the 19-year-old bicyclist.
Big Bird almost got a reach around - Maria Menounos almost gave Big …

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