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Jon Gosselin Lives With His Mother Now

According to The National Enquirer (via Celebitchy), Jon Gosselin lost his job as a solar panel installer and now lives with his mom in a 2 bedroom apartment which she ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin Is the Voice of Reason

Jon Gosselin, no longer able to afford Ed Hardy shirts or fancy vacays, traded in his dwindling fame for a job installing solar panels. He swore off interviews, shying away ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin Works in Construction Now

Jon Gosselin used to be on the very popular TLC series Jon & Kate Plus 8. The show was doing really well and it was assumed Jon raked in a ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin is an extortionist

Jon Gosselin would talk to about himself in the third person and threaten to report Kate Gosselin to Child Protective Services for hurting their daughter Mady’s arm if Kate didn’t ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin lost some weight

Jon Gosselin used to be a tubby, Ed Hardy wearing douchebag but time has passed and things have changed. He’s now a slightly less tubby, Ed Hardy wearing douchebag. InTouch ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin, now douchier

Jon Gosselin got an almost full back tattoo of a dragon. Radar has the photos. Gosselin said he’s planned this tattoo for years and got it to mark a change ... Read More »

Haha, you tubby douche

Kate Gosselin is a whiny shrew who did nothing but emasculate Jon Gosselin during their marriage. Once they separated, Jon started his miraculous transformation into a balding Ed Hardy wearing ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin is high

If you ever wanted to watch a tubby, Ed Hardy wearing douchebag and a famewhore high on spliffs and drunk on champagne start making fun of the French for what ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin and TLC make up

Realizing no one was going to pay him money to attend their events and that lawsuit with TLC was killing him financially, Jon Gosselin crawled back to TLC begging to ... Read More »

Kate Major confirms Jon Gosselin’s small penis

Kate Major confirmed Hailey Glassman’s statement that Jon Gosselin has a small penis saying he’s “hung like a 9-year-old boy.” Not exactly sure how she knows what a 9-year-old boy is ... Read More »

Hailey Glassman wants you to judge this

Steppin’ Out Magazine dressed up Hailey Glassman, Jon Goselin’s ex, as a hooker and put her on the cover of their magazine accompanied by the words “Judge this haters!” and ... Read More »

Hailey Glassman says Jon Gosselin attacked her

Do people still care about this tubby douche and his merry band of wenches? I figured both Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen combined would have pushed this guy into irrelevancy. ... Read More »

No! Not the Ed Hardy!

A “sick perpetrator” broke into Jon Gosselin’s Mnahattan apartment over the weekend and proceeded to knife everything in his place. “Shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs” and other furniture are ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin is officially divorced

Judge Arthur Tilson signed the final papers making Jon & Kate Gosselin’s divorce official. Kate gets the kids and their old house. Jon gets sadness. But the good news is ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin has a sex tape no one wants to see

According to Jon Gosselin’s former nanny, Stephanie Santoro, Jon’s bodyguard Tom Meinelt told her that Jon has a sex tape and he’s seen it. “Tom told me that Jon was secretly ... Read More »

If Jon Gosselin could turn back time

…he’d still be kind of a douchebag. He’d also probably be a just as bad an actor. Seriously, this is killing me. A robot would be more thrilling to watch. ... Read More »

Some things never change

What was miraculously left of Jon Gosselin’s balls have finally disintegrated into ash and dust after being lit on fire and beaten with an electrical cord by Hailey Glassman. ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin throws a hissy fit

During an interview set to air on Entertainment Tonight, Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman argue over their relationship. Jon says he wants to let Hailey go for her own good ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin was suicidal

Jon Gosselin’s former nanny, Stephanie Santoro, fears Jon will commit suicide if his girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, were to break up with him. One can only hope. Stephanie’s fears ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin will beat a tramp down…

…with his words. According to Radar Online, Hailey Glassman cried like a bitch on The Insider while revealing the emotionally abusive side of her boyfriend, Jon Gosselin. Basically, ... Read More »