Breaking news: Price William and Duchess Kate’s lives are perfect and you should stop trying.
German news site Bild put up this photo of Duchess Kate’s bare butt next to Kim and Khloe Kardashian’s and basically yelled out the polite German equivalent of, “Dat ass!” The Daily Mail doesn’t think this is right.
Prince William and Kate Middleton have finally revealed those family portraits with their new kid, George, you’ve no doubt been anxiously awaiting.
We have finally learned the name of Kate Middleton’s baby.
As everyone has heard while reading live updates about Kate Middleton crowning, the Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to an 8lb 6oz baby boy at 4:24pm at St Mary’s hospital in London.
Kate Middleton has yet to confirm the sex of her fetus but Us Weekly says she’s already given it a girl’s name.
Kate Middleton visited Grimsby yesterday (stay with me here) and was greeting the crowd when one lady handed her a teddy bear.
Good news. You don’t have to squint your eyes to try and make out Kate Middleton’s baby bump anymore.
Kate Middleton and Prince William went on a vacation to Mustique which meant Kate was in a bikini which is important because she’s 4 months pregnant which meant paparazzi got pictures which they sold to Chi Magazine.
Kate Middleton posed for her first portrait which was unveiled today.
The two Australian DJs from 2Day FM, Michael Christian and Mel Greig, who made the prank call to King Edward’s hospital and may have contributed to the suicide of the nurse who answered the phone have suspended themselves.
Experts in their field have examined Kate Middleton’s uterus and have determined that a living organism is growing inside her.
There’s constant rumors that Kate Middleton is pregnant.
The cockblocking French court has banned French magazine Closer from re-publishing or distributing photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless in France.
In response to legal threats by the Royal Family over publication of those nude Kate Middleton vacation photos, Italian magazine Chi, sister to the French magazine Closer who published the first set of photos, released 18 more of Kate Middleton nude sunbathing at a private villa in Provence.
Prince William and Kate Middleton have filed a lawsuit against France’s Closer magazine after they published a topless photo of Kate during her vacation at a chateau.
The photo above of Kate Middleton and Prince William taken by Mario Testino will be featured on official royal wedding programs.