kris-jenner-malibu
News

Kris Jenner Has a Sex Tape

In the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians or whatever spin off this appeared on, Kris Jenner says she made a sex tape with Bruce.

kanye-hush
News

Kanye Is Pissed at Kim

According to HSK, Lorne Michaels may not be inviting Kanye West back to SNL because of the constant fighting backstage between Kanye, Kim and Kris Jenner.

kanye-west-head-bump
News

Kanye West Is a Klutz

His ego having been inflated to monstrous proportions, Kanye West no longer has the spatial awareness necessary to maneuver his head around safely.

kim-kardashian-us
News

Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant Body on the Cover of Us Weekly

Kim Kardashian covers the new issue of Us Weekly wearing nothing but a bikini and asks, “You call this fat?” I don’t know if that’s a rhetorical question but she’s pregnant so the answer is going to be “yes.” Maybe not fat in the traditional sense but more fat from being fattened up out of necessity.