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Courtney Love Is Lindsay Lohan’s Sober Coach

According to Independent Woman, Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety coach. Because she’s the picture of mental health, you see. “I’ve taken up Lohan because nobody else will. She’s further down ... Read More »

Brett Ratner Tested Lindsay Lohan for STDs Before Having Sex With Her

Brett Ratner is on a roll this week. He’s apologized for saying he banged Olivia Munn and for calling rehearsals faggy but he’s yet to apologize for revealing to Howard ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Will Be Marilyn Monroe Inspired

Hugh Hefner didn’t like the first shoot Lindsay Lohan did for Playboy’s January issue. He felt it was too Kate Moss inspired which seems appropriate. For whatever reason, Hef wanted ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Begged Her Way Into a Party

Back in the day, Lindsay Lohan could have played the “don’t you know who I am?” card all day and get access to anywhere. Nowadays, when she asks “don’t you ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Spent 4 Hours in Jail

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail by Judge Sautner for violating her probation which she admitted to doing. This sentence was based on the promise by the ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Needs a Do-Over

Hugh Hefner thought Lindsay Lohan’s vagina was sub par in her first Playboy shoot session so now he’s making her do another one. Hefner, who’s not yet decided on the creative ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Will Do Time

According to officials from the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, Lindsay Lohan will be doing hard time. Seconds if not minutes of it! Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced Lindsay to 30 days in ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail

Lindsay Lohan showed up to court today and admitted she violated her probation by not showing up to therapy sessions as required by the court and by getting kicked out ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Got New Teefs

After pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s rotting teeth showed up online, she put her hand over her mouth and ran straight for the dentist. Now her teeth are fixed and she’s ... Read More »

FleshLight Wants to Mold Lindsay Lohan’s Crotch

Lindsay Lohan accepting Playboy’s six figure offer to pose nude for their magazine opened the floodgates for other porn industry types to throw a bunch of money at her to ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Doing It for the Money

Remember that joke I made about getting Lindsay Lohan to do anything just by waving a hundred in her face? I was being serious. Even Radar backs me up. They ... Read More »

Lindsay Will Do Full Frontal for Playboy

Lindsay Lohan is pretty much broke relative to her peers so she’s at the mercy of anyone that will give her money. Hence, why she’s taking off all her clothes ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan to Pose Nude for Playboy

Around three years ago, Lindsay Lohan turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight page Playboy spread for their 55th anniversary issue. Her rep at the time said, “If ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Showed Up for Work

What does it say about someone when we feel the need to report that they showed up for a court mandated job on time? That they’re infamous for screwing up, ... Read More »

Dina Lohan Will Profit Off Lindsay

Don’t think Dina Lohan is above profiting off her own daughter’s troubled life. Clearly Lindsay isn’t earning her much anymore so why not sell her out? Seems like the right ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Protected at the Morgue

Officials at the L.A. County morgue have warned staff that if any of them take pictures of Lindsay Lohan while she’s working, they will be terminated immediately. Though I doubt ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan No-Shows at Morgue

During her hearing on Wednesday, the judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to serve 16 hours of morgue duty before her next court date on November 2nd. Guess what happened? While it’s not ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Claims Lindsay Is on Meth or Coke

Michael Lohan doesn’t do much these days besides kick his girlfriend in the vagina and talk to any media outlet that will listen about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan. The latest ... Read More »

I Want to Marry This Picture

This picture of Lindsay being handcuffed in court today just warms the cockles of my heart. This is going to be my Christmas card. Very HQ here. Read More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Revoked, Handcuffed in Court

Lindsay Lohan showed up for her day in court on Wednesday. It didn’t go as planned for Lindsay. Judge Stephanie Sautner revoked Lindsay Lohan’s probation and had her taken away ... Read More »