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Madonna is scared

Madonna may be getting serious with her boytoy Jesus Luz, 23. Rumor is he wants to marry to be taken seriously. That or he wants a big paycheck. Either works ... Read More »

Madonna’s trainer sued

Madonna’s former trainer Tracy Anderson has been hit with a lawsuit from ex-boyfriend Glynn Barber who claims she swindled him out of $1m and drove him into bankruptcy. Barber says ... Read More »

Guy Ritchie still loves that “retarded” Madonna

Speaking to Esquire, Guy Ritchie revealed that he still loves Madonna even though she’s retarded. He forgot to mention overbearing, bitchy and sinewy. “She’s a manifester, if there ever was one,” ... Read More »

Christopher Ciccone is not impressed

Madonna’s handsome brother, Christopher Ciccone, took a moment away from admiring his receding hairline, perfectly shaped eyebrows, and double chin to critique his sister’s recent look. He could take ... Read More »

Madonna collpases twice during concert, might be narcoleptic

Get the Flash Player to see this player. Madonna passed out not once, but twice during Saturday’s Sitcky & Sweet show in Sofia, Bulgaria. While singing “Holiday,” she fell asleep on ... Read More »

Oh shut up, Madonna

In the middle of her concert in Bucharest on Wednesday, Madonna stopped to decry the discrimination of Gypsies. She told the audience, “It’s been brought to my attention that there’s ... Read More »

Madonna has it going on

Madonna freaks me out. People could mistake her for one of those exhibits in Body Worlds. Madonna would be standing in front of those glass cases looking at the human ... Read More »

There’s been a misunderstanding

By now you’ve heard that two people died while erecting a stage for Madonna’s concert in Marseilles. That’s the last time you’ll see “erect” and “Madonna” in the same sentence, ... Read More »
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