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Piers Morgan and Madonna are Feuding

Actually, that should read: “Piers Morgan is feuding with Madonna” because the feud is pretty one-sided considering Madonna has no idea who Piers Morgan is. On Tuesday night, after Madonna joined ... Read More »

Madonna Thinks We’re Gullible

Madonna has responded to Deadmau5′s rant that she perpetuated the stereotype of EDM events and drugs during her surprise appearance at Miami’s Ultra Music Festival. She tweeted a photo of her ... Read More »

Madonna’s 15-Year-Old Daughter Caught Smoking

Madonna’s 15-year-old daughter, Lourdes Leon, was photographed smoking last Friday in New York and this is amazing news because Madonna is annoying and the legal age for smoking is 18. ... Read More »

Madonna Still Trying to be Hip

Madonna made a surprise appearance at Miami’s Ultra Music Festival over the weekend and excessively pandered to the crowd by wearing a shirt that read MDNA and asking if they’d ... Read More »

Madonna’s People are Good at Photoshop

Madonna debuted the first ad for her scent Truth or Dare by Madonna and guess if she looks like she’s 30-something instead of 50-something in the ads. Go on, guess. “I ... Read More »

Madonna’s New Album Art Is Deceiving

Madonna released a new single called Girl Gone Wild the other day which was accompanied by an image. An image of her that looks nothing like her. This thing is so ... Read More »

Madonna Isn’t Happy With M.I.A.’s Finger

Madonna made a career off of being wildly inappropriate. She even released a book called Sex in 1992 which included softcore porn. But now she’s 53 and she can’t do that ... Read More »

M.I.A. Doesn’t Give a S**t Super Bowl Post

Before I get started, M.I.A. is a badass. If it wasn’t for her, the only thing people would remember about the Super Bowl halftime show was rickety old Madonna and ... Read More »

Madonna Considering Retirement

Madonna is considering retiring (yes, yes, keep going) from acting (well, at least that’s something) and instead will focus more on directing (aw, son of a). Madonna says, “I like directing ... Read More »

Madonna Takes Fashion Advice From Kathy Griffin

Madonna wore the same outfit on Anderson Cooper as Kathy Griffin did on NYE. Hence, why Kathy posted this photo on Instagram with the caption, “Bitch stole my look! I hope ... Read More »

Madonna Says You Should Spend $300 on Her Concerts

If you didn’t want to throw rocks at Madonna’s head before, you may want to after this. In an interview with Newsweek, Madonna, with all her bravado, says you should ... Read More »

This Is How Madonna Will Stay Young

In an attempt to fight the signs of ageing and prevent herself from totally shriveling up like a raisin, Madonna sucked the life force from Nicki Minaj during a music ... Read More »

Aw, Snap

Elton John sat down with Good Morning America to talk about his commercial where he dresses up like a bitter queen, er, king for a Pepsi Super Bowl commercial. He sort ... Read More »

Everyone Else at the 69th Annual Golden Globes

Here’s everyone else at the 69th Annual Golden Globes from the despised Madonna to Kate Beckinsale and George Clooney and even Ben Kingsley’s hot piece, his fourth wife, who mounted ... Read More »

Guess Which Star Will Ruin the Super Bowl?

Past Super Bowl halftime performers have included The Who, Bruce Springsteen, The Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney. Unfortunately, now that list will include Madge herself as they welcome her prerecorded ... Read More »

Madonna’s ‘Give Me All Your Love’ Leaks

Two short clips of Madonna’s new single “Give Me All Your Love” leaked online yesterday, but those have been taken down, but it doesn’t matter because the entire track leaked ... Read More »

This Is What Lourdes Leon Sounds Like

Madonna filmed a tongue-in-cheek promo video for a model search for the Material Girl line. Lourdes gussied herself up and made an appearance too. She also speaks! Madonna starts out by ... Read More »

Madonna’s Brother Is Homeless

Madonna’s brother, Anthony Ciccone, now lives in Traverse City. Not because of the amount of siblings of famous people living there but because they have the best services for the ... Read More »

Nice Hands, Madonna

Madonna was at Heathrow airport for a flight back to the US and on display were her gnarled, withered hands. Getting a hand job from her would be the worst ... Read More »

What Has Been Seen…

Just in case you were wondering why it sounded like people were dry-heaving outside your house, photographs of a sort of naked 53-year-old Madonna surfaced on the web recently. You ... Read More »