Lady Gaga got served or whatever.
You know what I’ve been hoping for?
Anna Wintour is the famed overseer of the Met Ball so when Madonna asked if she could wrap herself in toilet paper and show off her nips, the answer was a resounding no.
15 hours ago, Madonna posted this selfie of herself on Instagram.
On Wednesday, Madonna posted the above picture of her licking the plate glass door of her shower on Instagram.
Apparently MTV Unplugged still exists. Most likely trapped between reruns of Jersey Shore and new episodes of Real World 65: I’m a Slut: True Story.
Here’s the photo Madonna put up of her 13-year-old son Rocco holding a bottle of gin and giving everyone that look where you think you’re a badass but you’re really not.
Last week, nudes of Madonna from a 1977 photoshoot surfaced.
Following up on that story about Madonna texting during a screening at the Alamo Drafthouse NY Film Festival (sorry, I put that she was at the Drafthouse) she’s now been banned.
Madonna was invited to the New York Film Festival premiere of Steve McQueen’s 12 Years a Slave and can you believe it?
The new thing artists like doing now are performance pieces.
Breaking news. Madonna just joined Instagram and it only took 5 pictures until she posted a shot of her cleavage.
Madonna was being her b*tchy self during a sound check in Santiago, Chile yesterday when she refused to perform unless everyone who was smoking in the OUTDOOR arena stopped smoking.
The inevitable mashup between PSY and Madonna.
Performing Like a Prayer at her MDNA tour in Dallas, Madonna’s rickety old legs couldn’t support her haggard body anymore causing her to fall on stage.
In D.C. last night, Madonna urged fans to vote for Obama, the “black Muslim in the White house.” Obama is not a Muslim by the way, but I’m told he is black.
Madonna is being sued (yay!) in Russia (awesome!) for supporting gays (oh… well then).