Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour are officially over after six years of dating. Six weeks ago, Teri phoned Simon and “finished it up.” The split was said to be amicable. Considering Terri was given $5 million in cash and a Beverly Hills home worth $4.6, she probably won’t hang herself anytime soon.
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Simon Cowell has threatened to quit American Idol if singer Sanjaya Malakar wins. And he isn’t the only one who thinks Sanjaya is untalented, a fan of the show has gone on a hunger strike until the Indian singer is voted off. The unidentified retard has already gone four days without eating.
I’m always amazed to …
I wanted Tara Reid to sing you the news. This is as close as I could get. Listen to Tara’s angelic voice as she coos Total Eclipse of My Heart while you peruse some headlines.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s funniest moments. [CityRag]
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Robbie Williams leaves rehab early. [SOW]
Sting in …
Simon Cowell has recruited David Hasselhoff to be a judge on his new American Idol type show called America’s Got Talent. This show differs from Idol because it has all types of “talents” like singing, magic and bird calling. I use talent loosely because America’s only true talent is eating hamburgers and watching reality tv. …
