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Courtney Stodden Is a Good Spokesperson

Courtney Stodden, whose goal in life is to look as hideous as possible, did an ad for energy drink company Happy Bunny for their Spaz Juice. Apparently the goal of ... Read More »

Courtney Stodden Has the Voice of an Angel

Courtney Stodden, who’s recently aged 20 years in the matter of months, has graced us with a new single featuring her heavenly auto-tuned voice. Fox411 was the first to listen ... Read More »

Courtney Stodden and PETA are a Match Made in Heaven

Khloe Kardashian may have severed ties with PETA over that Kim Kardashian flour bombing fiasco but when one door closes, another even dumber one opens. Say hello to one of ... Read More »

Courtney Stodden Has a Commercial

17-year-old child bride Courtney Stodden finally scored some work in Hollywood. You can now see her as a mermaid in a FreeCreditScore.com commercial. Don’t fly too close to the Sun, ... Read More »

Courtney Stodden Molests Santa Claus

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are the new Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Both couples desperately crave attention and both couples are dumb as rocks. The only thing Courtney has ... Read More »

Courtney Stodden Turns Down a Reality Show

Courtney Stodden and Dough Hutchison must think more highly of themselves than I do. Radar says the two turned down a $150,000 to $200,000 offer to appear on a VH1 ... Read More »

Courtney Stodden’s Boobs Went to Church

Courtney Stodden slid into a black dress, pushed her boobs up to her chin, slapped on some gold heels and went to church with her 51-year-old boyfriend Doug Hutchison and ... Read More »

Courtney Stodden’s Mother Wanted Her to Marry

The Daily Beast raised their eyebrows when they were told it’d cost them $10,000 to interview Courtney Stodden so they did the next best thing and interviewed her mother for ... Read More »

Doug and Courtney Stodden Explain Being Kicked Out of a Pumpkin Patch

Courtney Stodden and cradle robber Doug Hutchison sat down with Dr. Drew the other day to explain why they were kicked out of a pumpkin patch. Long story short, it’s ... Read More »

Courtney Stodden Looks Different

Jezebel made this wonderful comparison photo of Courtney Stodden before and after she turned into the attention grabbing teen bride she is today. On the right is Courtney when she ... Read More »

Courtney Stodden Shops Reality Show to VH1

Before Courtney Stodden hits barely legal status, she’s got to make sure all her ducks are in a row. That’s why she threw on a skin tight strapless black mini ... Read More »

Doug Hutchison Hacked, Technologically Impaired

Last Friday, Gawker released a few emails purported to be from 51-year-old Doug Hutchison negotiating appearance fees with a radio tour producer for his 16-year-old wife Courtney Stodden. Jeremy Baumhower, the ... Read More »

This Explains a Lot

Wondering why a sane mother would let their 16-year-old daughter marry a 51-year-old celebrity? Because they’re not sane and are probably using the guy for publicity. Proof of insanity? Courtney Stodden’s ... Read More »

Doug Hutchison and His 16-Year-Old Wife Give an Interview

Dough Hutchison, 51, and his permanently duck-lilpped bride Courtney Stodden, 16, sat down with Good Morning America to talk about their unlikely marriage. Apparently no drugs were involved. Wha… wha… ... Read More »

Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Courtney Alexis Stodden, 16

Doug Hutchison, who you may remember as Percy in The Green Mile or if not, the leader of the DHARMA Initiative on Lost, married a 16-year-old aspiring country singer named ... Read More »