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Lindsay Will Probably Miss Another Deposition

Mothers are usually the voice of reason. They give you the cold, hard truth the way no one else can or will. If you want to see an example of ... Read More »

Lindsay Has Been Wronged

Not only is Lindsay delusional, but so are all the Lohans. Speaking to Page Six, Dina Lohan said that the E-Trade commercial featuring a boyfriend-stealing milkaholic baby named Lindsay ... Read More »

Dina Lohan’s Shoe Line Has Failed

Back in October, Dina Lohan said she was partnering with Lovemyshoes.com to launch a shoe line hilariously named Shoe-Han. It’s now January and guess how that’s going? Not well considering ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Is a Genius

Dina Lohan tells Page Six that she doesn’t care what critics say about Lindsay because she’s a genius. Certifiable, no doubt. Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro ... Read More »

Ali Lohan’s Hectic Schedule Prohibits Her From Attending Real School

Are you wondering why Ali Lohan, 15, is always out being whorey with Lindsay rather than being in bed so she can go to school the next day? Well, Dina ... Read More »

Dina Lohan Just Wants to Club With Her Underage Daughter

Dina Lohan wanted to bond with her two daughters last week so what better place to do it at then the trendy nightclub Villa. Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, got ... Read More »

Dina Lohan Is a Party Animal

While Lindsay is busy pimping MySpace and having online wars with her dad, her brother [ed. note: huh?], Michael,  turned 21 which was enough reason for Dina Lohan to drag ... Read More »

Ali Lohan Is Too Old for This

Ali Lohan and her mother Dina showed up at the Animal Fair magazine Halloween Pet Costume Contest wearing retarded costumes that didn’t make any sense and didn’t bring their pets. ... Read More »

Ali Is the Lohan’s Last Hope

Lindsay Lohan has found it increasingly difficult to land a gig and not piss everyone off. Therefore, it’s time to put that horse out to pasture and usher in the ... Read More »

Michael Uses His Dead Father as Media Bait

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both blasted Michael Lohan yesterday for talking about LIndsay to the press in order to get attention. Michael responded yet again calling Dina a two-face. ... Read More »

Dina Lohan Is Not Welcome

Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan are famous for nothing yet managed to secure a reality show by banking off of Lindsay Lohan’s name. While they think this makes them big ... Read More »

The Lohan’s Are Great Parents

Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s psycho attention whoring father, showed up at the Penninsula Hotel on Wednesday where Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson was deejaying and staked out the lobby waiting for Lindsay ... Read More »

Ali Lohan Escaped a Living Hell [School]

If you’ve ever wondered whether or not receiving a proper education is tough when you’re Lindsay Lohan’s sister, then wonder no more because it is. Really. Just ask Ali and ... Read More »

Dina Lohan Is a Good Mother

Dina Lohan’s reality show, in which she tries to make Ali Lohan a big star like Lindsay, but is actually a vehicle she hopes will rocket her to fame, is ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Speaks Out

Never one to miss an opportunity to speak to the media, Michael Lohan voiced his displeasure about Dina winning Mother of the Year from Mingling Moms. “Are you kidding! Top celebrity ... Read More »

Wait, Dina Lohan Is What?

Dina Lohan/The White Oprah has made Mingling Moms’ “Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities” list. Dina, always frothing at the mouth for more attention, will pick up her award ... Read More »

The Lohan’s Have Their Own Show

Dina and Ali Lohan’s reality show appropriately titled, Living Lohan, has been greenlit for eight episodes. The show will follow the Lohan matriarch, Dina, as she attempts to launch her ... Read More »

Lindsay’s Mom Approves

Dina Lohan approves of Lindsay Lohan’s recent nude Marilyn Monroe photo shoot for New York magazine saying it was tastefully done. “I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look ... Read More »

Dina Lohan Thinks Something Bad Will Happen

E! online spoke to Dina Lohan yesterday and asked her about Lindsay’s horrendous 1 day sentence which will probably turn into 25 minutes, a new world record. Dina said, “It’s sad. ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Was a “Cash Cow”

Lindsay had horrible parents who wanted nothing more than to leech off her money and fame claims Tony Almeida, a bodyguard who worked for her from 2002 to 2005. He ... Read More »
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