Durrr. Happy Wednesday and lets hope those see through pics of Scarlett Johansson finally show up.
Live blogging of American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile. Wow, I thought I was the only one who loved pain. [Pajiba]
Top Chef’s Marcel gets beat down by a girl with a bottle. [Evil Beet]
Anna Nicole and Larry Birkhead insult each …
Jessica Alba is dating Cash Warren, the first assistant director on the next Fantastic Four movie. Rumors are out that Jessica Alba is engaged to Cash after being spotted in Miami with a ring on her finger.
One time I dreamt about being crushed under the weight of Rosie O’Donnell’s naked body. Jessica Alba being engaged …
Jessica Alba with makeup is pretty hot. Jessica Alba without makeup is not as hot, but I’d still hit it. More than once. What can I say? I’m a really nice guy. Although, I probably wouldn’t do a double take if I passed her on the street.
Some people say I have an unhealthy obsession with Jessica Alba in a bikini. These people are dead wrong. Obsessions are for pansies. I’m full on infatuated. So infatuated that I believe if I collect enough of Jessica Alba’s dead skin I’ll be able to recreate her from scratch. I’m like the Martha Stewart of …
Someone must have been listening to my prayers because even more pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini have popped up. This time she’s playing football. If this were any more beautiful, she would be fellating a unicorn while rainbows shot out of its eyes like lasers and Jessica would say in a sexy voice, …
I’m just popping in to say Happy New Year. It’s only fitting to start 2007 off with Jessica Alba in a bikini. While everyone else was wishing for world peace, I was wishing for more hot girls in a two-piece. Guess who won on that one? It pretty much means I’m more important than anyone …
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It seems as if Jessica Alba has been spouting out nonsense lately. According to In Touch Magazine, Jessica had this to say about her body.
“I have curves, but I don’t really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller.”
Jessica’s pretty hot just the way she is, but now she wants to be like an …
Jessica Alba’s bra is up for auction on eBay.
Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the top 2 Victoria’s Secret Models. That’s right, I said it.
Pink wears panties unlike some other celebrity I know. Had she gone au naturale I seriously may have vomited.
Christina Aguilera is an alcoholic. No drunken tirades yet.
Anna Nicole’s eviction is final. Needs …
