It’s a well known fact that Katy Perry has an awesome rack which sort of makes up for her shitty song. They’re 32D’s so she claims. Consequently, it comes as no surprise that when you combine her tits with a ill-fitting dress, the results are spectacular. By that I mean, Katy Perry performed at a …
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Katy Perry had a party
October 29th, 2008Respond
“Edgy” Katy Perry celebrated her 24th birthday yesterday by throwing a Halloween themed party. Katy dressed up as Freddie Mercury, arrived in a hearse, had a dead body themed cake and had a bobbing for body parts game.
Sadly, the festivities died off after an inebriated Joker loudly asked, “So… are you going to contract AIDS …
Katy Perry fall down, go boom
October 17th, 20081 comment
Katy Perry closed her performance at the Latin MTV Music Awards last night by swan diving onto a giant pink cake. Then she went to smear it on her band mate’s face and did a cartoony running in place thing before she promptly fell on her ass. This happened a few more times eliciting much …
Katy Perry is stacked
October 6th, 20083 comments
A while back, Katy Perry mentioned her breasts were D’s or DD’s. Whatever she said, I couldn’t verify because I’m not allowed within 500ft of her anymore much less be able to wrap measuring tape around her chest. Luckily, these pictures of Katy at Beso came out and sort of confirm her braggadocio. Or do …
Girl on girl wrestling
September 22nd, 2008Respond
Last month, a picture of Katy Perry lying face down in a bed of hay was taken during a drunken girl on girl wrestling match. The girl on top of Katy making her eat shit was her merchandiser at the Warped Tour.
Oh sure, when two girls do this, it’s sexy, but when I do this, …
Katy Perry is emotive
September 2nd, 2008Respond
Katy Perry performed on The Today Show last week and it was scary. At one point, it felt like she was trying to steal my soul. Also, I could have sworn she said my mother sucks cocks in Hell.
Katy Perry had her breasts molded for a good cause
August 28th, 2008Respond
Katy Perry let some woman fondle her 32D’s all in the name of breast cancer awareness. The mold of Katy’s breasts will be painted by someone sort of famous — I forgot who because my head is still spinning from the fact that there’s only a thin layer of mold between me and Katy’s breasts. …
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Katy Perry is into minors
July 15th, 2008Respond
Katy Perry, 23, best known for the song I Kissed A Girl or as Zooey Deschanel with bigger tits, was asked who her dream girl-on-girl kiss would be with. Apparently, it wouldn’t be with the usual Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or anyone hot. It would be with Miley Cyrus, 15, for the sole reason that …
