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Michael Lohan Rushed to the Hospital

According to Radar, Michael Lohan collapsed during an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and was taken to the hospital. After being examined at Palm Beach Gardens Hospital, doctors found another blood clot in ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Has a Broken Heart or Whatever

Vagina kicker extraordinaire, Michael Lohan, is undergoing heart surgery to unclog an artery. A rep says it’s to “repair a blockage.” TMZ says Michael had trouble breathing and speaking a couple weeks ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Arrested Jumping From a Balcony

Michael Lohan was arrested for the second time in a week after violating a judge’s order to not contact his girlfriend Kate Major who refuses to give him a blowjob. ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Channels Mel Gibson

More details have emerged surrounding Michael Lohan’s arrest. Namely, the 911 call his girlfriend Kat Major made last night. A panicky Kate tells the operator, “I’m afraid of him. He’s ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Claims Lindsay Is on Meth or Coke

Michael Lohan doesn’t do much these days besides kick his girlfriend in the vagina and talk to any media outlet that will listen about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan. The latest ... Read More »

Lindsay Hid in the Closet From Her Father

Literally. Lindsay Lohan’s crazy dad Michael Lohan was skulking around Lindsay’s apartment Sunday afternoon staring into her back windows, trying to see if she was inside, and started banging on ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Arrested for Domestic Violence

Speaking of anger management. Michael Lohan was arrested on three felony charges Monday night in West Hollywood. Lohan was booked for inflicting corporal injury on a cohabitant, false imprisonment and ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Is a Good Father

Now that Michael Lohan finally got on a reality show after trying all these years, he’s not going to squander this opportunity by not using his famous daughter. Michael, who’s ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Hates Her Dad Again

The new cast of Celebrity Rehab was announced yesterday and included in the lineup was Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan. Strange considering how he’s been sober for so long. Maybe ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Booked Lindsay on Letterman

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan sent out a tweet that read, “I am NOT going to be doing David Letterman, I’m not sure how this happened, but I am sorry for the ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Admits to Bribing Dawn Holland

In an email sent to Radar, Michael Lohan says he agreed to bribe Dawn Holland into not cooperating with police but backed out when she got greedy. Michael says her ... Read More »

Lindsay May Sue Betty Ford

One way to get out of facing a possible six months in jail sentence is to sue Betty Ford for violating patient confidentiality. Lindsay’s father, Michael, who’s prone to exaggeration ... Read More »

Lindsay Wasn’t Fired, She Quit

Lindsay Lohan is a screw-up so it was only a matter of time before she was kicked out of her comeback role in Inferno and replaced with someone else, say, ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Wants to Get Drunk for Lindsay

While it’s pretty clear Lindsay Lohan wants nothing to do with her father, Michael Lohan, Michael still hasn’t gotten the hint. He constantly tries to get in contact with Lindsay ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Wants to Start an All Girls Rehab

Having seen his daughter go through rehab after rehab, Michael Lohan got the bright idea that rehabs are a great money making scam. But how will Michael set his rehab ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Wants Conservatorship Over Lindsay

Michael Lohan must be brain damaged because he thinks he can convince a judge to give him conservatorship over Lindsay Lohan. “Since Dina and [manager Lou Taylor] are going to ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Is a True Gentleman

A few days ago, nude pictures of Michael Lohan’s ex, Kate Major, appeared online. In them (NSFW photos here from Kikster), Kate can be seen sleeping with her top pulled ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Wants to Save Lindsay

Michael Lohan has teamed up with Gloria Allred’s daughter, attorney Lisa Bloom, to embark on a quest to save his daughter Lindsay Lohan from death. “Michael just wants the best for ... Read More »

Sheriffs Went to Lindsay’s House

Michael Lohan showed up with the LA County Sheriff’s Department at Lindsay Lohan’s door today after Michael expressed concern for Ali Lohan’s safety. Ali, 16, has been staying with Lindsay. ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Had a Heart Attack

Even Michael Lohan’s arteries can’t stand him. Michael and his mesh shirt were taken to St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset after they hardened up on him causing Michael chest paints ... Read More »
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