For a mere $5,000 starting bid, Michael Lohan will agree to step into a boxing ring with anyone who fronts the cash. The auction supposedly goes towards charity and will take place Nov. 24 at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, N.Y. The card will have 10 other amateur matches provided each of them finds …

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Fearing her erratic father might do something to jeopardize her safety, Lindsay Lohan decided to file a restraining order against him. Page Six reports:
Lindsay’s sister, Ali, “already has an order of protection against him, as does [mom] Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.” Lindsay’s rep declined to comment.
Expect a statement …

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Sometimes I get the feeling Michael Lohan doesn’t approve of Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Case in point. Michael Lohan’s scathing e-mail to X17online where he calls Samantha “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.”
“I don’t believe that the recent blogs posted by ‘Lindsay’ were written by her” and touted, “There is a lot more …

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both blasted Michael Lohan yesterday for talking about LIndsay to the press in order to get attention. Michael responded yet again calling Dina a two-face. Today, Michael sinks to a new low. His father just passed away and he’s using his death to prove how horrible a person Dina is.
“My …

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Yesterday, Michael Lohan, suspicious about Lindsay’s drinking habits, issued a statement to the press to show his concern and basically called Samantha Ronson a bad influence. Michael also accused Sam of using Lindsay for her fame and says that she even has a book coming out.
Lindsay issued her own statement yesterday calling Michael an attention …

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If you’re LIndsay’s dad, then your concern for your daughter’s well being extends only as far as the amount of publicity you can milk for showing said concern. Which is why Michael Lohan has been telling the press that Lindsay is drinking again.
“Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind …

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Ashley Kaufmann’s pictures were revealed yesterday by OK! Magazine and In Touch. The modesty exhibited in them was puzzling because it is suspected Ashley has Lohan blood in her. You’d expect her to be fellating a Popsicle if that was the case. Some worried she may not have even have inherited any Lohan genes at …

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Both In Touch and OK! released photos of Lindsay Lohan’s supposed 13-year-old half-sister, Ashley Kaufmann, who was thought to be fathered by Michael Lohan during a break with his then wife, Dina. Michael Lohan is arguing for a DNA test before he sends over any money.
The question now is: Do you see any resemblance to …

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