
What does one do when they’re confronted with cold, harsh reality? Do they A) face it head-on like a sensible, rational adult or B) do what Paris Hilton did which ...
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I’m not sure what Paris Hilton does these days for work but if it’s “stand there and look stupid,” she’s doing a fantastic job. Here she is at Bondi Beach ...
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Remember those rumors that said Paris Hilton got a boob job? Turns out those were entirely untrue because Paris was in a bikini at her Miami hotel and either her ...
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Jon Hamm told the most recent issue of Elle UK that he doesn’t understand why reality tv stars like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are popular. Specifically, he said, “Whether it’s ...
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Paris Hilton just released her new techno single called “Drunk Text.” And because everyone including Paris knows she can’t sing, she opts to do a spoken word techno. That’s right. ...
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This week in shoots we have Abigail Clancy in Cosmo UK, Beatrice Charity in swimwear, Catherine Bell for Felix Kunze, Dakota Fanning in Elle UK, Joanna Krupa for Me in ...
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File this under highly unlikely. Paris Hilton, who pled guilty to possession of cocaine last year, successfully completed the terms of her probation and then some. The judge was thrilled ...
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Hold on to your hats because I have some shocking news for you.
Yesterday a rumor started that Paris Hilton, after having exhausted all other avenues for fame, planned on becoming ...
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I take any opportunity I can get to highlight Paris Hilton’s failures. I relish in making fun of her. Does that make me a bad person? Maybe. But I don’t ...
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Paris Hilton walked out of an ABC News interview with Dan Harris this week right after Harris asked if she worried her moment has passed (was that a Rebecca Black ...
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Paris Hilton split from Cy Waits less than two weeks ago and now she’s been seen hanging out with Todd Phillips, 40. That would be Todd Phillips, director of The ...
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Paris Hilton and Cy Waits, who probably bonded over an affinity for cocaine and partying, have split. Having dated for over a year, a source explains, “They are broken up. ...
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Paris Hilton’s reality show, The World According to Paris, debuted on the Oxygen network last week to piss poor ratings. Paris has now regrouped and went back to the drawing ...
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Last week, Sarah Shahi slammed Paris Hilton on Twitter, calling her a dumb bitch, after almost being hit by her car and watching her bust through a stop sign. More ...
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Sarah Shahi (Fairly Legal) slammed Paris Hilton on Twitter the other day calling her a horrible excuse for a human being and a dumb b*tch. Before she explained that Paris ...
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Paris Hilton tells the AP that she’s achieved all her professional goals in life. As in, there’s nothing left to accomplish. She’s reached the highest of heights. Should I feel ...
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Hey, remember those videos from 2007 where Paris said she and her sister were “like two [N-words]” because they were dancing to Biggie Smalls’ Hypnotize? Most people remember. Anyway, Paris ...
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Neil Strauss, reporter, interviewer and author of The Game, has a new book coming out titled Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead which reveals shocking moments with his interview subjects. ...
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Paris Hilton turned 30 and for her birthday, her boyfriend Cy Waits bought her a bright yellow $375k Lexus LFA. USA Today says she was being filmed when her boyfriend ...
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These photos would be 100% better if instead of Hawaii, Paris and Nikki Hilton were wading around the sewage infested waters of SoCal.
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