Paris Hilton wants children. Never have so few words sent such shivers down my spine. What’s even more terrifying is Paris believes she’ll be a …
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Benji Madden is a killer
April 25th, 20081 comment
Benji Madden ran over a paparazzo’s foot last night as he and Paris Hilton were leaving the Foxtail nightclub. In the video, photographers can be …
Paris Hilton is a moron
April 23rd, 20083 comments
Paris Hilton has been banned from Russian Hyatt hotels. The moderately functional retard defaced a Hyatt’s $16,000 a night presidential suite during a photo shoot …
Attention whore alert
April 22nd, 2008Respond
Paris Hilton has proposed a double wedding between her and Benji Madden and Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Paris, severely overestimating her and her cohorts’ …
Paris Hilton to torment dogs on British tv
April 21st, 20083 comments
Paris Hilton has inked a deal with Living TV, a British network, to host a dog grooming series called Paris’ Pooches. The show will focus …
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Kim Kardashian’s ass is gross?
April 15th, 20083 comments
Paris Hilton called into the Morning Zoo show on KLUC-FM and was asked whether she would rather have Jessica Simpson’s breasts or Kim Kardashian’s ass. …
Do you want to be Paris’ friend?
April 11th, 20084 comments
Casting directors held auditions in New York City for Paris’ “find me a BFF” show earlier this week. The turnout was underwhelming. Less than 40 …
Paris Hilton professes love for Benji Madden
April 9th, 20082 comments
Paris Hilton took to her MySpace to declare her love for Benji Madden who’s currently in competition with Pete Wentz to see who can be …
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