Paris Hilton wants children. Never have so few words sent such shivers down my spine. What’s even more terrifying is Paris believes she’ll be a …

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Benji Madden ran over a paparazzo’s foot last night as he and Paris Hilton were leaving the Foxtail nightclub. In the video, photographers can be …

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Paris Hilton has been banned from Russian Hyatt hotels. The moderately functional retard defaced a Hyatt’s $16,000 a night presidential suite during a photo shoot …

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Paris Hilton has proposed a double wedding between her and Benji Madden and Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Paris, severely overestimating her and her cohorts’ …

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Paris Hilton has inked a deal with Living TV, a British network, to host a dog grooming series called Paris’ Pooches. The show will focus …

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Paris Hilton called into the Morning Zoo show on KLUC-FM and was asked whether she would rather have Jessica Simpson’s breasts or Kim Kardashian’s ass. …

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Casting directors held auditions in New York City for Paris’ “find me a BFF” show earlier this week. The turnout was underwhelming. Less than 40 …

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Paris Hilton took to her MySpace to declare her love for Benji Madden who’s currently in competition with Pete Wentz to see who can be …

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