It must be Opposite Day because Paris Hilton is running around claiming she is intelligent and “down to earth“. So down to earth that she showed off her color ...
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Fame and excess. That pretty much describes the life of Paris Hilton. For example, on Saturday in her Beverly Hills mansion, she threw a birthday party for boyfriend Doug Reinhardt ...
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Paris Hilton added another animal to her menagerie of death. A piglette she named Princess Piglette. Bought for $4,500, the miniature pig will arrive at Hilton’s doorstep in 4-5 weeks. ...
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Paris Hilton constantly laments the media’s negative portrayal of her and frequently insists that her public persona is merely a character concocted by the world’s greatest thespian. As everyone knows, ...
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We’re going to keep this part brief, since the more I am forced to know Her Heirness of Valtrex, the more I start sweating bile and broken dreams, but if ...
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Paris Hilton was in Bora Bora with Dough Reinhardt yesterday and dear lord. Do we really need 3 shots of Paris Hilton’s sickly body, each successively zooming in closer and ...
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In today’s most disturbing news, Paris Hilton claims Michael named his only daughter after her. Maybe that’s what really killed him. He was shamed to death. At the premiere of ...
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Paris Hilton went to court with her lawyers in Miami on Thursday to defend against a lawsuit claiming she failed to adequately promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! Of course, Paris ...
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