Sad news out of Dubai today. The dolphin Paris Hilton made out with last week has been put to sleep. Its immune system was ravaged by the deluge of stds from Hilton’s saliva. No one can say they didn’t see this coming. Before Paris even planted her lips on it, you could see the dolphin …
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Lindsay and Paris hate Kate Gosselin
June 18th, 20091 comment
While others think Kate Gosselin is a bitch because she’s an overbearing control freak, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton think Kate’s a bitch because she’s pushing them off the covers of weeklies. Page Six reports:
“Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” said a source. “That’s why Lindsay has been causing so …
Paris is back with Doug
June 12th, 2009Respond
Paris’ epic whore saga continues. A day after sucking face with Cristiano Ronaldo and mere hours after her ex, Doug Reinhardt released this statement: “Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck,” Paris went back to Doug’s house to reconcile. …
Paris moves fast
June 11th, 20092 comments
Just a day after her break-up, Paris Hilton has already moved on. To Ronaldo. World famous soccer star. That whore moves fast. From The Sun:
“Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night!
“His table needed every waitress in the building to bring all the alcohol he was getting through to him. …
Paris Hilton is single
June 11th, 20091 comment
Remember when Paris Hilton hinted at maybe settling down with her boyfriend of six months Doug Reinhardt? Yea, that’s not happening. Whores don’t settle down. Hilton’s rep told PEOPLE on Wednesday that the fairytale is over.
“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they …
Paris Hilton might marry in summer
June 3rd, 2009Respond
Tired of whoring her junk around Hollywood, Bigfoot may be ready to settle down and hinted at a possible summer wedding with Dough Reinhardt. Says E!:
At the MTV Awards, the thin-but-not-too-thin rich bitch started giggling and looked at Doug, attached to her arm: “You know, we’ll see. If things go the way they are…Let’s just …
It could have been Paris
June 1st, 20091 comment
While there still isn’t solid evidence that the Eminem stunt was staged (there’s speculation that it was to a point), one thing that is known is that Eminem’s face was producer Mark Burnett’s second choice for Sacha Cohen to stick his bare ass in. Life&Style says Paris Hilton was initially offered the role of “enraged …
Paris Hilton denies being thrown off a boat
May 26th, 20091 comment
Paris Hilton took to her MySpace yesterday to refute reports that she was thrown off David Furnish’s yacht for unsociable behavior. She said that didn’t happen and that it would never happen. Plus it was her friend’s boat.
Clearing up another LIE
That story some tabloid ran about my boyfriend and I on a yacht is such …
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