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Jessica Simpson is upset to hear Tony Romo has sacked another blonde. Get it? Sacked. I’m athletic and such. I don’t write about the intimate details ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is fat, sometimes

Jessica Simpson recently admitted to Glamour magazine of her lifelong struggle with her fluctuating weight. As a child, she would write in her journal, “I’m lying here and all ... Read More »

Tony Romo introduced his other girlfriend to Jessica Simpson

Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson earlier this month before her 29th birthday, but that seems way less of dick move than when he brought 22-year-old Natalie Smith, a Simpson look-a-like ... Read More »

Tony Romo is serious about this breakup

Tony Romo doesn’t joke around when he dumps his girlfriends. After cutting Jessica Simpson loose, Romo told security at his gated community to keep Jessica out. Although, the sign posted ... Read More »

Jessica and Tony are over

Tony Romo knows that if you’re going to dump someone, you best do it when your significant other is at their most vulnerable or before they force you into doing ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson’s dad is jealous

Joe Simpson, the creepy obsessive dad of Jessica, thinks that Tony Romo is distracting Jessica from her career and wants her to break it off with him. Of course, this ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is massive

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo headed to the Waverly Inn on Valentine’s day and words cannot describe how kick-ass her rack was. The crazy thing was her earrings were almost ... Read More »

Tony Romo cheats on Jessica in her house

The Simpsons might be smarter than they look and sound. Ever since Jessica showed up with that spare tire, stories about her have been springing up left and right. One ... Read More »
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