Paris Hilton promoted The Hottie and the Nottie in Boston by singing drunk to onlookers. Despite me not being able to hear how or what she sang because I can’t ...
Read More »
Ever wondered what the best way to turn innocent little girls into raging sluts with twenty Valtrex prescriptions before their sweet sixteen? Wonder no more as this blue-eyed brunette styled ...
Read More »
Paris Hilton glammed up for the premiere of her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie. She kept it classy by matching her diamond jewelry with an orange tan. She was ...
Read More »
Last night, Paris Hilton attended a pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine whose next issue’s cover features a topless Paris. During 50 Cent’s performance and after being given a “shout ...
Read More »
Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, who both starred in 2005′s horrid House of Wax, were seen at New York’s Tenjune “all over each other and making out.”
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, ...
Read More »
MSNBC suggests Paris Hilton is trying to buy her way into being the godmother of Nicole Richie’s baby by dropping $1,500 on baby gifts. Paris picked up the gifts at ...
Read More »
Paris Hilton partied at LAX Sunday night and got completely trashed before going on the mic and telling everyone she wanted to lick their balls. No, really.
By the way, umm, ...
Read More »
A day after hitting on K-Fed in this silver sparkly number, Paris made her way to LAX in Las Vegas. There must have been a 2 for 1 sale on ...
Read More »
People reports Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline hung out together in Paris’ room after partying at LAX on Saturday. However, they seemed less friendly with each other while partying at ...
Read More »
Barron Hilton, Paris Hilton’s grandfather, the one that has all the money, decided to will 97% of his net worth, estimated at $2.3 billion, to the Conrad N. Hilton foundation. ...
Read More »
If marketing’s goal was to make it so that next time I have a social gathering of shirtless men and an apathetic looking socialite, I’d think to buy Prosecco (the ...
Read More »
America has to deal with that moron Paris and now Russia gets to feels our pain. The hotel heiress was watching Russian dwarves in blue body paint promoting Haribo’s Smurf ...
Read More »
Pajiba: Good grief, Grace is Gone
AB: Pete Doherty: Guidance counselor
CNW: Posh Spice removed her implants
Hollywood Rag: Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary
DRW: People still want upskirts of Paris Hilton ...
Read More »
Robin Sherwood, a little person, was performing as an Oompa Loompa in full makeup at Art Basel Miami Beach Saturday night when he was shoved into a metal stage support ...
Read More »
The Daily Star claims Britney wants to blow Paris’ new sex secret because the socialite walked by Britney while she was celebrating her 26 birthday party and didn’t wish her ...
Read More »
I don’t get it. What’s so sexy about making your lips look like a prolapsed rectum?
Read More »
Not to be outshone by Nicole Richie’s ongoing pregnancy, Paris Hilton has let it be known that she too wants to spawn. You see, Paris wants her baby to be ...
Read More »
Paris Hilton showed up at JJ Mahoney’s in Seoul with lipstick smeared over her teeth. This bimbo can’t do anything right. Look at her. So blissfully ignorant. She’s like a ...
Read More »
Paris Hilton visits Japan – Day 1
Let the Westernization of Japan continue. Unsatisfied with producing the world’s weirdest sex videos, the Japanese have imported America’s Royalty to teach them even ...
Read More »
Even though Paris’ trip to Rwanda has been postponed due to restructuring of the organization, that hasn’t kept her from other huminatrian efforts such as judging a beauty contest in ...
Read More »
