Pajiba: Good grief, Grace is Gone
AB: Pete Doherty: Guidance counselor
CNW: Posh Spice removed her implants
Hollywood Rag: Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary
DRW: People still want upskirts of Paris Hilton (Site NSFW)
WIMB: Kylie Minogue gets kinky
JIYHB: Katherine Heigl likes to workout
Hollywood Tuna: Adriana Lima’s lips are red hot
Celebparasite: Rachel Ray doesn’t care about her weight, …
Robin Sherwood, a little person, was performing as an Oompa Loompa in full makeup at Art Basel Miami Beach Saturday night when he was shoved into a metal stage support that sliced open his leg. No one noticed the guy was hurt except for Paris Hilton who went over to save him.
“Paris screamed for help …
The Daily Star claims Britney wants to blow Paris’ new sex secret because the socialite walked by Britney while she was celebrating her 26 birthday party and didn’t wish her a happy birthday. In a letter written to Paris, Britney threatens to release a One Night In Paris type sex tape on the web if …
I don’t get it. What’s so sexy about making your lips look like a prolapsed rectum?
Not to be outshone by Nicole Richie’s ongoing pregnancy, Paris Hilton has let it be known that she too wants to spawn. You see, Paris wants her baby to be bff with Nicole’s baby just like when they were little. That way a new generation of idiots may take their place when their older and …
Paris Hilton showed up at JJ Mahoney’s in Seoul with lipstick smeared over her teeth. This bimbo can’t do anything right. Look at her. So blissfully ignorant. She’s like a little porcelain doll created to teach little girls that objectifying women is a good thing and as long as you’re pretty — I guess this …
Paris Hilton visits Japan - Day 1
Let the Westernization of Japan continue. Unsatisfied with producing the world’s weirdest sex videos, the Japanese have imported America’s Royalty to teach them even more ways to objectify females. Why not have the world’s most recognized airhead give them lessons? Let’s teach millions of girls that science and math …
Even though Paris’ trip to Rwanda has been postponed due to restructuring of the organization, that hasn’t kept her from other huminatrian efforts such as judging a beauty contest in Japan.
“I love Tokyo,” Hilton said. “The shopping is great.”
Hilton was in Japan with her younger sister, Nicky, on Tuesday, where each selected a finalist for …
