Rihanna and Chris Brown are vacationing in Barbados which means it’s a good a time as any to get Rihanna into a bikini and ass up on an inner tube/raft thing. I won’t lie. These photos are pretty hot even though in one of them she looks like a zombie searching for brains.
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Rihanna headed out to the clubs in NYC last night dressed in this. A see through top with no bra. The evidence is pretty damning. Her pierced, puffy nipples lead me to believe she killed the professor in the study with a candlestick. You’ve been caught, you vile temptress you!

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Rihanna partook in a photo shoot for InStyle which features her in a bikini frolicking on a white sand beach. Not featured is the Cessna aircraft that tried to make an emergency landing on her forehead.

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Finally, Rihanna has revealed the secrets to her good looks and tight figure. Wait for it..It’s diet and exercise!! This is revolutionary. Earth shattering. You mean twinkies don’t give you a six pack? *picks up empty Doritos bag* “You lied to me Frito-Lay’s! You said trans fats were good for me!” Harummphh.
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Rihanna is the latest celebrity in the Got Milk? campaign. The poster boasts that people who choose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner — I’ve seen evidence to the contrary — and the protein helps build muscle. Then it boldly tells you to shut up and drink. Mm, yes sir. Do you …

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Rihanna trounced around on stage in her usual leather getup in Glasgow on Friday. Her outfit really detracts from her performance. How am I supposed to enjoy a live rendition of Umbrella while her boobs are hanging out? Geez. Does she have to shake her ass so much? Have some respect woman. What happened to …

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I’m not sure what thought these two pictures from GQ (4 more pictures there) are supposed to provoke. Are they designed to turn me on? Or are they more a commentary on spousal abuse? In the first picture we see Rihanna’s derriere about to be punished by a man whose emotionless expression does little to …

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Here, Rihanna the S&M automaton cuts one on stage at her concert. Proudly, she told the fans her next number one single literally just dropped. - Captain Swarthy

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