A shareholder is suing Hugh Hefner alleging he loves banging blondes more than he loves running a successful company. In 1999, Playboy stock was at $36 a share. Today it closed at $3.14. The shareholder claims the company is going down faster than Paris Hilton at a industry party and that Hugh sabotaged two promising deals in the last 6 months to sell at a fair price.
In the lawsuit, an investment company that analyzed Playboy’s business sent a note stating “we think the wildcard here is Hugh Hefner.” The note continues, “If you were Hugh Hefner, 81, would you give up the parade of busty blonds, the fancy mansion and the reality TV show for a payout?”
The suit goes on … “Hefner has continued to live the good life and make sure everyone knows it. Hefner remains in the limelight, showing up at media events and at the Playboy mansion … with his girlfriends by his side.”
No way Hugh is giving up his lifestyle. I wouldn’t either. He’s 81 and still dating 20-somethings and living in a mansion. This is like a guy’s fairytale come true. The only thing cooler than this would be being able to have sex with them without falling asleep midway through. And also maybe owning a 10 story fire-breathing robot.
That old, leather, silicone filled catcher’s mitt known as Donatella Versace spoke with LOVE magazine about how she doesn’t believe in natural beauty.
“I don’t even know what my natural colour is. Natural? What is natural? What is that? I do not believe in totally natural for women. For me, natural has something to do with vegetables.”
Of course. Did she even have to say it? Every time she takes a shower, the water turns orange. She’s been injected more times than Jose Canseco. Her heart pumps silicone instead of blood. You might as well put a sticker on her that says “Made in Italy”. This is about as surprising as Lady Gaga admitting she dresses for shock value.
Since the Saints won the Super Bowl, that means there must be a big loser. And there is. The Colts. Of which Hank Baskett who is married to Kendra Wilkinson is a member of.
Up top is Kendra leaving the stadium in tears. Possibly because she’s upset that her husband’s championship dreams have just been dashed, but probably more because her husband is somewhat responsible for the Colt’s 31-17 loss as a result of totally failing to recover the surprise onside kick at the start of the second half. Kendra was probably embarrassed to tears. I know I would be. “Hank is dead to me!,” I would say as I ran crying to my car.
Update: Kendra explains her tears: “I wasn’t cryin cuz of the damn game it’s cuz the paparazzi have no soul,” she tweeted. “they wouldn’t leave me n family alone!!!! we asked them to stop cuz of the baby n they were way too close n they didn’t care at allllllll”
Aimee Teegarden is on Friday Night Lights and she had a short stint on the 90210 reboot. Suffice to say, no one really knows who she is. Until now. Or I mean until after Halloween of 2009 when she put up these pictures of her costume which I hadn’t seen until today. But now she’ll be a big star. You just watch!
Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, has just been charged with involuntary manslaughter. The D.A. claims he “did unlawfully, and without malice, kill Michael Joseph Jackson … in the commission of an unlawful act, not a felony; and in the commission of a lawful act which might have produced death, in an unlawful manner, and without due caution and circumspection.” Murray administered Propofl to Jackson which led to his death.
Murray will be arraigned at 1:30 PM and is expected to plead not guilty. He will show up 30 minutes beforehand with a bail bondsman. Bail is set at $25,000. TMZ says Murray faces four years in prison if convicted.
TMZ also says there’s minor concern that there will be an attempt on Murray’s life because of psycho Michael Jackson fans. That rumor was probably started by Conrad Murray to make himself seem important. Sort of like the rumor I started about me being Jessica Alba’s secret lover. The truth is, I’m actually Megan Fox’s secret lover and I have a pot of gold hidden at the end of a rainbow that everybody wants. Whee! Look at me! I’m important!
OK! says that Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz made their “debut” during the Super Bowl festivities last week. Why anyone would make a debut with Cameron Diaz is beyond me, but Cameron was drunk and shaking her ass at A-Rod.
“A-Rod and Cameron have been totally hooking up,” the insider dishes to OK!, adding in their obvious affection during the CAA party on Saturday night in Miami as further proof of their passion for each other.
“They were having a great time,” a partygoer tells OK! while Cameron was “grinding on A-Rod.”
According to the partygoer, a tipsy Cameron was being very, “fun and flirty,” with the Yankee player sitting on the couch beside her as she, “was dancing by herself and then turning into [Alex] some.”
A-Rod has gone from Madonna to Kate Hudson and now to Cameron Diaz. In between he’s banged models and more models. This doesn’t make sense. Madonna looks like a gnarled oak tree come to life, Kate Hudson looks like a ten-year-old boy and Cameron Diaz looks like the Joker from Batman. Is this some sort of punishment for sleeping with all those models. Like in exchange for banging all the girls from Miami modeling agencies, he has to stick his dick into death itself (Madonna) and then in Cameron Diaz? Maybe it’s like a cool-off period for his crotch or to keep his penis’ ego in check. Like, A-Rod doesn’t want his junk to get a big head or something.
Looks like someone wasn’t being truthful in that Megan Fox Motoblur commercial during the Super Bowl. In the ad which cost an estimated $2 – $3 million to make, they used a hand double in place of Megan’s real hands because her toe thumbs would have freaked everyone out. The Daily Mail says:
In the commercial, a totally different woman’s fingers are seen playing with the phone during the close-up.
The actress has a genetic condition called brachydactyly, which means she has clubbed thumbs.
So rather than use her actual thumbs for the close-up on the new Blur smart phone, Motorola enlisted a hand model.
While Motorola were likely expecting lots of internet buzz over Fox’s naked appearance in the ad, bloggers couldn’t help commending on her hands.
Honestly, Megan Fox could have baby T-Rex arms and I’d still be able to finish in 5 seconds if she put her hands on my penis*. But that’s more due to my dinosaur porn fetish than anything else. Although maybe it’s true. People aren’t ready to accept toe thumbs. I guess they’re not as mature as me.
