We Will Have Our Powdered Alcohol Soon
alcoholApril 19, 2014

The US Government has just approved powdered alcohol. Specifically, Palcohol, a powdered alcohol brand initially offering seven flavors including Rum, Vodka, Cosmopolitan, Lemon Drop and Kamikaze. Palcohol offers ...

God Help Us, Tila Tequila 10 Weeks Pregnant
pregnanciesApril 19, 2014

MySpace elf and professional attention whore/crazy person Tila Tequila announced on Facebook Friday that she was 10 weeks pregnant. I don’t know whether to be angry at or feel ...

David Choe May Have Raped His Masseuse
david choeApril 18, 2014

David Choe made his millions cashing in the Facebook stock he received for graffiting their headquarters. He now does stuff like co-host for VICE and tweet pictures of caviar ...

The Rest of the Web, Friday, 4.18.14
other newsApril 18, 2014

Riff Raff dyed his husky blue.

Khabib Nurmagomedov Confirms That That Was Him Wrestling That Bear
khabib nurmagomedovApril 18, 2014

A few months back, a video of a nine-year-old in Russia wrestling a bear with questionable takedown defense found its way to the internet. Today, UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov ...

Bella Thorne Bites the Bullet
bella thorneApril 18, 2014

Hey, look. I’m no good at writing clever titles. This is Bella Thorne, who starred in the Disney series Shake It Up, posing for Bullet magazine. She’s 16 by the ...

The Guy Suing Bryan Singer Filed Almost the Same Lawsuit in 2000
bryan singerApril 18, 2014

Turns out Michael Egan, the 31-year-old suing Bryan Singer for rape, filed a similar lawsuit in 2000. In the new suit, Egan claims, among other things, that at ...

Lady Gaga Looks Normal in Her Unretouched Photos
lady gagaApril 18, 2014

A fan recently released unretouched photos of Lady Gaga’s Versace shoot showing us that our puke loving musical savior doesn’t always have a shiny, lifeless glow about her. I’m not ...

Elizabeth Olsen Definitely the Better Olsen
elizabeth olsenApril 18, 2014

The OldBoy remake from Spike Lee was a terrible, terrible movie. Absolutely awful. It was like watching a butterfly get its wings torn off. Chan-wook Park probably dug his own ...