Here’s Rachel McAdams in Brian de Palma’s Passion. It looks good judging by the picture up top but would look even better if she spread her legs a little. C’mon. Quit being such a prude. (via Facebook)
Haha, You Suck
- Kim Kardashian’s IMDB profile was very honest up until a couple days ago when they decided to take out the part about her being emblematic of the shallowness of American culture.
- The New York Times teaches you how to look like a jackass on a skateboard (via Vice)
What Was That?
- Matthew McConaughey tells The Advocate that he’s all “for gay power.” He does not clarify whether he’s pro power top or pro power bottom.
- Mariah Carey doesn’t give a damn about Britney Spears on X Factor. In fact, this interview is close to being over unless we can get back on the subject of Mariah Carey.
- Robert Pattinson’s shoot for Premiere to promote Cosmopolis turned out really fun what with a hot topless blonde snaking herself around his body, nibbling his earlobes and kissing his face and neck. But after the blonde licked his nipples, he made a call to get those out of the mag. What a tease.
- Khloe Kardashian thinks she’s pretty hot. Apparently, if you keep saying it, it eventually becomes true.
Hi, Ladies
- Miranda Kerr showed up for Woman of Style and made every other girl jealous.
- Courtney Stodden does her best impression of Bo Derek which has been affectionately termed Ho Derek. Sounds about right.
- Oh, just Larissa Riquelme getting naked (NSFW).
Bright Futures
- Rachel Uchitel gave birth to a kid who’ll eventually find out she whored herself around Hollywood like a tray of coke.
Watch
- When a security guard asks you to throwdown, it’s best to just walk away.
- Someone get this guy a KIA because it doesn’t look like he can handle the power of a Lambo Gallardo.

























