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Here’s Rachel McAdams in Brian de Palma’s Passion. It looks good judging by the picture up top but would look even better if she spread her legs a little. C’mon. Quit being such a prude. (via Facebook)

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What Was That?

  • Matthew McConaughey tells The Advocate that he’s all “for gay power.” He does not clarify whether he’s pro power top or pro power bottom.
  • Mariah Carey doesn’t give a damn about Britney Spears on X Factor. In fact, this interview is close to being over unless we can get back on the subject of Mariah Carey.
  • Robert Pattinson’s shoot for Premiere to promote Cosmopolis turned out really fun what with a hot topless blonde snaking herself around his body, nibbling his earlobes and kissing his face and neck. But after the blonde licked his nipples, he made a call to get those out of the mag. What a tease.
  • Khloe Kardashian thinks she’s pretty hot. Apparently, if you keep saying it, it eventually becomes true.

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Bright Futures

  • Rachel Uchitel gave birth to a kid who’ll eventually find out she whored herself around Hollywood like a tray of coke.

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John Doe #1 Now Repped by Gloria Allred

Famed celebrity ambulance chaser is now repping John Doe #1 in his case against . This after splitting with former attorney Okorie Okorocha who dismissed the lawsuit against Travolta. Probably because John Doe couldn’t even get his dates right

I represent John Doe #1. Mr. Doe’s lawsuit was dismissed without prejudice which means that he is still legally entitled to file another lawsuit against John Travolta if he chooses. We are in the process of conferring with him regarding the next steps, which he may wish to take. Our client and our firm has no further comment at this time.” Radar

Allred doesn’t seem so much an attorney as a pr rep for non-famous people. When you hire her, you aren’t hiring her for her skills in the courtroom. You’re hiring her to get as much publicity and interview money out of a lawsuit as she can before the entire case blows up in your face.

Ke$ha Looks… Decent?

Kesha, , whatever, turned up at the 60th annual BMI Pop Awards at the Beverly Willshire Four Seasons Hotel on Tuesday. Turns out when she stops trying to be a poor man’s Lady Gaga, she actually looks decent. Though she probably still smells of sadness.

Jennifer Lopez May Not Return to Idol

, on Ellen with her co-star Cameron Diaz, hinted she wouldn’t be returning to  and that two years of the show may be enough.

“I really do enjoy it,” she said after telling DeGeneres she wasn’t sure what her future on “Idol” might be. “Now this is my second year — I don’t know if I can go for a third year. I miss doing other things. It really does lock you down, which was nice the first year with the babies being three, but now they’re getting more mobile, they’re about to go into school … So I just don’t know.” MTV

Oh, shut up, Jennifer Lopez. Of course she’s returning to Idol. Especially now that Jennifer topped Forbes’ Celebrity 100 list that they released today. This is probably her trying to negotiate now that she saw that Britney Spears is making $15M for X Factor.

A few years prior, she was fading into obscurity. As Forbes explains, “Her albums, like the all-Spanish Como Ama una Mujer, failed to find the broad audience she once enjoyed. Her movies, like El Cantante, flopped.”

In 2010, American Idol turned all that around for her. The exposure gave her a worldwide audience to market her music to and garnered her an endorsement deal with L’Oreal and Gillette. I mean, if she wasn’t on Idol, who’s she going to push out of the way to steal the spotlight from?

Scott Disick Used to Get Women High and Drunk

is weeks away from popping out ’s second kid so what better time than now for Scott’s childhood friend Donald Blanco to surface and tell Life & Style how he and Scott used to get chicks high and drunk before tricking them into having sex on tape.

For three years, Scott, his pal Donald and two other friends engaged in intercourse with hundreds of women in New York’s Hamptons and filmed some of the action. All this occurred just before Scott linked up with Kourt, Donald spills.

Flashing strangers, skinny-dipping in pools, getting intimate with blondes in hot tubs and even engaging in orgies with his buddies, Scott was known as the exhibitionist of the rowdy posse. “We’d bring back different groups of girls to one of our houses and do various things to them,” admits Donald, who alleges that while protection wasn’t always used, alcohol and marijuana sometimes were — and could have clouded the judgment of the females on the tapes.

“We tried to make it a daily routine, and some nights would be taped. There’s probably a good eight or nine tapes.”

“We thought, If we start videotaping ourselves, maybe one day we can make a TV show out of it,” he tells Life & Style. “Now Scott’s on a reality show. He was always trying to make it to the top. ” Life & Style

So they plied women with drugs and alcohol in order to sleep with them. Sounds like a solid plan. Reading this, I’m pretty sure on more than one occasion one of their conquests would wake up confused, naked and alone in a hotel room. According to Scott and Donald, that’s how you know it was a successful night. When the women don’t remember.

Also, this sounds exactly like how Scott looks. If that makes any sense at all.

My Ass, the Shoes Do Nothing

Ever seen those stupid looking Shape-Up shoes that look like boats that and Brooke Burke hawked? The ones that claim help people lose weight and strengthen their ass, legs and stomach muscles?

Turns out it doesn’t do any of that because Skechers lied about the clinical studies they conducted. Skechers has now agreed to a $45 million settlement and anyone who bought the shoes can get a refund.

Skechers will dispute the FTC decision and conduct more research on the shoe’s effects. This time their proof will most likely not consist of just photographing Kim Kardashian wearing a pair and then pointing at her ass yelling, “See? It works! I told you!”