Since you were dying to know, here’s Corey Feldman on Corey Haim’s death.

I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren’t even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived. ~ Corey

I wonder if Corey Feldman woke up at 1 AM terrified as if sensing something was wrong. Sort of like how you hear twins do when their other half dies. Because that would be kind of creepy. Having Corey find out I watch him sleep at 1 AM in the morning.

• Bob Barker gave $2.5 million to PETA. Probably liked the nude ads. [Popeater]
• Tyra is still at it. [Bossip]
• French forehead tittaes. [Lainey]
• Roman Polanski’s wife is pissed. [Celebslam]

• Jimmy Fallon fall down go boom. [LitelySalted]
• Chuck Norris has been kicking ass for 70 years. [Asylum]
• Rachelle Lefebre is at the Spirit Awards. [MoeJackson]
• Cameron Diaz: Nom nom nom. [Wonderwall]

• They must have photoshopped the crazy out of Aniston’s eyes. [Dlisted]
• Mrs. Trump and little trump. [Hollywood Rag]
• Benjamin McKenzie is still around? [Socialite's Life]
• Kelis may be Kanye in disguies. [Evil Beet]

Life & Style reports Demi Moore, 47, gave her daughter Rumer Willis, 21, a lesson in pole dancing at a party at the Chateau Marmont last month. Apparently a stripper pole is like honey to Demi and celebrity daughters are apparently immune to dying of embarrassment.

“There was a pole at the bash, and Demi thought it would be fun to show everyone she still has what it takes,” says a partygoer. “Demi even spun around the pole upside down. It was incredible.” Then it was Rumer’s turn, as stepdad Ashton Kutcher and A-listers Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio, among others, looked on. “It was strange, but Demi encouraged Rumer to join her,” says the partygoer. “Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five. Ashton put his arms around both Demi and Rumer and looked like the proudest man in the room.”

If my mom did this to me, I might vomit. No offense to my mother, but I don’t need to see her swinging upside down on a stripper pole. Again. Really, it was kind of funny at on my 16th birthday, but uh, I didn’t want it to turn it into a tradition or anything. If I was Rumer, I’d have closed my eyes to find my happy place and never returned.

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Coming as no surprise, that shimmering vampire known as Robert Pattinson got beat up a lot as a kid.

The star — promoting the romance Remember Me, out this Friday — says the pummeling occurred when he was an unknown actor trying to get parts. “I was a bit of an idiot, but I always thought the assaults were unprovoked,” he says.

“I liked to behave like an actor, or how I thought an actor was supposed to be, and that apparently provoked a lot of people into hitting me.”

All beautiful people always have a tale of getting their ass kicked as a kid. Take me for example. People wanted to kick my ass all the time out of jealousy. Because I’m so beautiful, you see. But when I told them I recently graduated from ninja college, they backed off. “Ki-ya!,” I yelled at them as I ran away during their laughter.

Pattinson also admits he can’t remember the last time he asked someone out on a date. Which sounds worse than it really is. You must remember he’s a popular actor in a franchise adored by 80% of the female population. Somehow I doubt getting laid is a big problem for him. Fish have a harder time finding water.

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Not only is Lindsay delusional, but so are all the Lohans. Speaking to Page Six, Dina Lohan said that the E-Trade commercial featuring a boyfriend-stealing milkaholic baby named Lindsay gave the real Lindsay the sads. Hence, why they now want $100 million in pain and suffering.

“She said, ‘Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?’ ” Dina Lohan said of a tearful phone call with her 23-year-old daughter after the big game.

“They’re little babies doing this, mocking another child who’s just trying to survive Hollywood, basically,” Dina Lohan said.

“I’m just basically glad I took a stand. I’m not going to let them do this to us anymore,” Dina Lohan said of the “horrible” and “mean” ad.

She said that the ad was clearly aimed at her daughter because unlike other stars, her daughter’s first name is synonymous with the “Herbie Fully Loaded” actress.

“Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna,” Dina Lohan said. But Grey Group, which produced the ad, insists that — unlike Oprah or Cher — Lindsay is a popular baby name. In fact, company spokesman Chris Brown said that someone working on the spot shared the name as well.

Whatever Lindsay and Dina are smoking, it must be fantastic. Let me guess, right after the commercial ended, Lindsay turned to her unicorn named Rainbow Brite and asked, “That commercial was about me, wasn’t it?”

The only difference between Lindsay and a crazy person is that instead of seeing secret messages from the CIA, Lindsay sees dollar signs.

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Alright everybody. Take a deep breath because we’re all going to squeal in unison. The preview for the trailer for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse was just released. Ready? Eeeeeeeeyeeeaahhh! Man, my friend better pick up the phone this time because he’ll definitely want to hear about this.

And yes. This is actually a trailer for a trailer. God, I wish I understood the appeal in watching Kristen Stewart bite her lip agonizing over who she loves more: a vampire or a werewolf. They should just make the ending totally unsatisfying. Instead of choosing either of them, Bella should just date the school’s dorky IT guy and have sex with him in the back of his sweet Camaro on the first date.

Edgy Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen told Parade (ahem) that she doesn’t care what people think of her and that she’ll smoke whenever and wherever and that she’s not a role model, dammit! Warning: Angsty 16-year-old below.

She’s doing it her way.
“I don’t read that crap that describes me as having an attitude, but I don’t know why that’s a bad thing. Attitude is in the eye of the beholder. I didn’t get into this to be a role model for 7-year-olds. I have no interest in doing that, you know? If parents don’t like some of the stuff I do then they shouldn’t let their kids watch me.”

Like, her smoking.
“I smoke, so what? Why do people give a s— what a 16-year-old girl who they’ve never met does? It’s not like I’m sitting there going, ‘Kids, you should go buy a pack of cigarettes.’ When I walk outside with a cigarette and someone takes a picture of it and puts it on the Internet, its not my problem. I’m just living my life and I’m not gonna live my life for other people.”

Not playing the fame game.
“I’m not Paris Hilton. I don’t really care about being a celebrity. It comes along with the territory so you can’t totally avoid it. But there’s a difference between doing the red carpet and having people invade my personal life taking pictures of me. And that’s why celebrity is so stupid. You don’t want to become something that a few million people watching your show want you to be. I want to be who I am because, if I lose that, then what am I doing this for? It’s not about fitting in. If you don’t fit in as yourself, then you don’t fit in.”

Wow. Such a unique snowflake. Never in my life have I ever seen such a rebellious young teen. She doesn’t care what anyone thinks?! LOL! I’m going to tell all my friends about this. “Did you hear? Taylor doesn’t, nay, won’t listen to anyone! I know, I couldn’t believe it either!”

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Popular child actor (The Lost Boys, etc.) and part of the dynamic Corey & Corey duo from the 80’s, Corey Haim, died of an apparent drug overdose Wednesday morning in his mother’s apartment in Burbank, CA.

38-year-old Haim got out of bed shortly before 1 AM and collapsed in front of his mother. She dialed 911 at 12:53 AM, but it was too late. After being rushed to the hospital, Corey Haim was pronounced dead at 2:15 AM. Four prescription drug bottles were found nearby.

Authorities believe Corey died of an accidental drug overdose. His mother told cops he had been battling a prescription drug addiction for years. No illicit drugs were found inside his mother’s home. Haim also suffered from flu-like symptoms before he died.

Very tragic and very confusing. I’d always thought the first Corey to go would be Corey Feldman since he’s doing stuff like this now.

Update: Oh, wait. I guess Haim was doing pretty much the same. Trailer for American Sunset via The Wrap.