I’m not sure how I missed this last week but Scarlett Johansson was in Hawaii with her boyfriend Nate Naylor and friends. That is to say, there were a bunch of shots of her in a blue bikini looking a little bit thicker and… ahh… what the hell?
Her turning around showing all that cellulite just about ruined every fantasy I had of her. For about five seconds. I’m pretty good at compartmentalizing.
Whitney Houston’s death on Saturday was tragic, but on the bright side, it may have made this year’s Grammys the most watched since, um, last year’s. Naturally, producers threw together some Whitney Houston tributes such as Jennifer Hudson singing I Will Always Love You.
Besides that, not much else happened this year other than Adele winning 6 awards and performing for the first time since throat surgery. Geez, save some Grammys for the rest of those dopes.
Other surprising things that happened at this year’s Grammy Awards:
Yes, she is died. According to TMZ, one of Whitney’s entourage found her unresponsive at the Beverly Hilton hotel. Sadly, Justin Bieber did not jump out from behind the curtains and yell, “Y’all just got Punk’d!!” Nope, unless Whitney’s pulling a Tupac (who IS alive), count another black performer taken too soon.
No reports have confirmed the cause of death (crack), but (crack) people have their guesses (crack). File this under did you know: Whitney once admitted to Oprah smoking marijuana laced with crack for a full week with Bobby Brown while watching tv. And yet, Bobby Brown is the one who lives. *shakes head*
Daniel Radcliffe arrived at the BBC Radio Studios to promote his new film Woman in Black. Although, I’m not sure if he’s happy about doing it or not. If I had to describe his expression here, it’d have to be “strained enthusiasm.”
The above photo posted to Twitter, since removed, shows Coco lying topless with her baby nephew. I linked to the photo on DS but I feel like I should highlight the severity of this situation.
Did you know a recent study showed suffocation by enormous titties were the second leading cause of infant deaths? Did anyone stop to think what if Coco fell asleep and one of her 20 pound funbags flopped onto that kid’s face? That baby could be dead now. Apart from the potential coroner’s report, this is no laughing matter.
