The drunken Hamburgler known as David Hasselhoff, in a very vain attempt at jumping on the social network bandwagon, has created a brand new social networking site centered around him called HoffSpace. Now you can interact with people around the world who are just as deranged as you. On his site, David explains the impetus …
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Bwahaha
April 16th, 2008Respond
David Hasselhoff recently split from his wife Pamela Bach which means this hamburger eating sex machine is back on the prowl. Rawr. The Hoff’s got the moves and he’s not afraid to use them. How can women resist? Apparently, quite easily. Gatecrasher writes,
“The female of the group [a busty, cute brunette] was approached by the …
David Hasselhoff is insecure
May 15th, 2007Respond
Piers Morgan describes himself as a good friend of David Hasselhoff who worked with him on America’s Got Talent. Piers says The Hoff is an extremely insecure individual with a massive ego. Not a day goes by that Hasselhoff doesn’t mention Baywatch or Knightrider being the “biggest tv shows ever” and the “9 million albums …
The Hoff is a boring drunk
May 7th, 20072 comments
This is the complete video of David Hasselhoff drunk and unable to eat a hamburger. The man who brought you classic videos such as Hooked on a Feeling and Jump in My Car, is a disappointingly boring drunk. The least he could do is beat his kid or parade around in a gimp outfit with …
The Hoff is drunk
May 3rd, 20073 comments
The Hoff entertains again with his video of himself; drunk; eating a hamburger. Amaaaazing. In the footage obtained by who the hell knows anymore, a family member is shown pleading with a plastered Hoff to stop drinking or he’ll get fired from his show and so on.
During the video, Hasselhoff is repeatedly asked why he …
David Hasselhoff is suave
October 9th, 2006Respond
Fresh off of creeping out GMTV host Jenni Falconer, Hasselhoff hits on another girl. This time it’s Suzanne Kerins who writes for the Sunday Mirror. While presenting the Hoff with an award for the Guinness World Record for Most Watched Man on TV, David did what he does best.
He told her, “I was falling asleep …
David Hasselhoff’s daughter attempts suicide by cat
September 25th, 2006Respond
After David Hasselhoff’s daughter, Hayley, was scratched by a cat, The Hoff called 911 and told them that his daughter attempted suicide. Hasselhoff and wife, Bach, are going through a messy divorce and Bach says it was just an attempt to make her look like a bad parent.
Hayley was taken to the hospital and released …
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David Hasselhoff is a judge
June 21st, 2006Respond
Simon Cowell has recruited David Hasselhoff to be a judge on his new American Idol type show called America’s Got Talent. This show differs from Idol because it has all types of “talents” like singing, magic and bird calling. I use talent loosely because America’s only true talent is eating hamburgers and watching reality tv. …
