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David Hasselhoff is fun

Nowadays, more people remember David Hasselhoff as the drunk guy eating a cheeseburger in that YouTube video than Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch or Michael Knight in Knight Rider. And that’s ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff is a fun drunk

David Hasselhoff was hospitalized for two days for having too much fun. According to The Sun, Hasselhoff was in London to celebrate Simon Cowell’s 50th birthday blowout. As you all ... Read More »

The Hoff wasn’t drunk, just had an ear thing

It was earlier reported that his daughter Hayley called her mom to tell her daddy was drinking again. Her mom mumbled something about hamburgers, dialed  911 and had paramedics rush ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff got drunk

David Hasselhoff had to be taken to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning Sunday afternoon. David was home with his daughter Hayley, 17, and male assistant and had been drinking ... Read More »

Hasselhoff was drunk off his ass

Radar reported over the weekend that David Hasselhoff’s 16-year-old daughter Hayley found him passed out on the floor in his house with what was later discovered was a BAC of ... Read More »

Suck it Facebook

The drunken Hamburgler known as David Hasselhoff, in a very vain attempt at jumping on the social network bandwagon, has created a brand new social networking site centered around him ... Read More »

Bwahaha

David Hasselhoff recently split from his wife Pamela Bach which means this hamburger eating sex machine is back on the prowl. Rawr. The Hoff’s got the moves and he’s not ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff is insecure

Piers Morgan describes himself as a good friend of David Hasselhoff who worked with him on America’s Got Talent. Piers says The Hoff is an extremely insecure individual with a ... Read More »
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