Radar reported over the weekend that David Hasselhoff’s 16-year-old daughter Hayley found him passed out on the floor in his house with what was later discovered was a BAC of .39.
A source said a frightened Hayley kept “slapping her dad’s face” to keep him alive. “He was barely breathing when they got him at the …

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The drunken Hamburgler known as David Hasselhoff, in a very vain attempt at jumping on the social network bandwagon, has created a brand new social networking site centered around him called HoffSpace. Now you can interact with people around the world who are just as deranged as you. On his site, David explains the impetus …

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David Hasselhoff recently split from his wife Pamela Bach which means this hamburger eating sex machine is back on the prowl. Rawr. The Hoff’s got the moves and he’s not afraid to use them. How can women resist? Apparently, quite easily. Gatecrasher writes,
“The female of the group [a busty, cute brunette] was approached by the …

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Piers Morgan describes himself as a good friend of David Hasselhoff who worked with him on America’s Got Talent. Piers says The Hoff is an extremely insecure individual with a massive ego. Not a day goes by that Hasselhoff doesn’t mention Baywatch or Knightrider being the “biggest tv shows ever” and the “9 million albums …

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This is the complete video of David Hasselhoff drunk and unable to eat a hamburger. The man who brought you classic videos such as Hooked on a Feeling and Jump in My Car, is a disappointingly boring drunk. The least he could do is beat his kid or parade around in a gimp outfit with …

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The Hoff entertains again with his video of himself; drunk; eating a hamburger. Amaaaazing. In the footage obtained by who the hell knows anymore, a family member is shown pleading with a plastered Hoff to stop drinking or he’ll get fired from his show and so on.
During the video, Hasselhoff is repeatedly asked why he …

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Fresh off of creeping out GMTV host Jenni Falconer, Hasselhoff hits on another girl. This time it’s Suzanne Kerins who writes for the Sunday Mirror. While presenting the Hoff with an award for the Guinness World Record for Most Watched Man on TV, David did what he does best.
He told her, “I was falling asleep …

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After David Hasselhoff’s daughter, Hayley, was scratched by a cat, The Hoff called 911 and told them that his daughter attempted suicide. Hasselhoff and wife, Bach, are going through a messy divorce and Bach says it was just an attempt to make her look like a bad parent.
Hayley was taken to the hospital and released …

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