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David Hasselhoff Is Filming

David Hasselhoff filmed scenes for Celebrity Apprentice with his girlfriend Hayley Roberts at a park in Sydney today. I think the theme was “David Hasselhoff got drunk again.” Read More »

David Hasselhoff Can’t Understand His Girlfriend

David Hasselhoff said on the UK TV show Loose Women that he can’t understand his girlfriend Hayley Roberts because of her thick Welsh accent. “We have long conversations because she’s ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff Is Fashionable

David Hasselhoff showed up at a press conference yesterday to announce he’ll be taking a break from judging Britain’s Got Talent to begin a concert tour in Germany, Australia and ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff Is a Ladies Man

Every girl out there should be worried because David Hasselhoff is apparently back on the prowl and no woman or man can resist his savoir-faire, stalker-like persistence or bad puns. ... Read More »

Being a Hasselhoff Is Fun

Last Friday, David Hasselhoff was taken to the hospital after allegedly suffering a seizure at his home in Encino. Radar says he was drinking heavily and that he was 5150′d. ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff Is Fun

Nowadays, more people remember David Hasselhoff as the drunk guy eating a cheeseburger in that YouTube video than Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch or Michael Knight in Knight Rider. And that’s ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff Is a Fun Drunk

David Hasselhoff was hospitalized for two days for having too much fun. According to The Sun, Hasselhoff was in London to celebrate Simon Cowell’s 50th birthday blowout. As you all ... Read More »

The Hoff Wasn’t Drunk, Just Had an Ear Thing

It was earlier reported that his daughter Hayley called her mom to tell her daddy was drinking again. Her mom mumbled something about hamburgers, dialed  911 and had paramedics rush ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff Got Drunk

David Hasselhoff had to be taken to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning Sunday afternoon. David was home with his daughter Hayley, 17, and male assistant and had been drinking ... Read More »

Hasselhoff Was Drunk Off His Ass

Radar reported over the weekend that David Hasselhoff’s 16-year-old daughter Hayley found him passed out on the floor in his house with what was later discovered was a BAC of ... Read More »

Suck It Facebook

The drunken Hamburgler known as David Hasselhoff, in a very vain attempt at jumping on the social network bandwagon, has created a brand new social networking site centered around him ... Read More »

Bwahaha

David Hasselhoff recently split from his wife Pamela Bach which means this hamburger eating sex machine is back on the prowl. Rawr. The Hoff’s got the moves and he’s not ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff Is Insecure

Piers Morgan describes himself as a good friend of David Hasselhoff who worked with him on America’s Got Talent. Piers says The Hoff is an extremely insecure individual with a ... Read More »

The Hoff Is a Boring Drunk

This is the complete video of David Hasselhoff drunk and unable to eat a hamburger. The man who brought you classic videos such as Hooked on a Feeling and Jump ... Read More »

The Hoff Is Drunk

The Hoff entertains again with his video of himself; drunk; eating a hamburger. Amaaaazing. In the footage obtained by who the hell knows anymore, a family member is shown pleading ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff Is Suave

Fresh off of creeping out GMTV host Jenni Falconer, Hasselhoff hits on another girl. This time it’s Suzanne Kerins who writes for the Sunday Mirror. While presenting the Hoff with ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff’s Daughter Attempts Suicide by Cat

After David Hasselhoff’s daughter, Hayley, was scratched by a cat, The Hoff called 911 and told them that his daughter attempted suicide. Hasselhoff and wife, Bach, are going through a ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff Is a Judge

Simon Cowell has recruited David Hasselhoff to be a judge on his new American Idol type show called America’s Got Talent. This show differs from Idol because it has all ... Read More »