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'madonna' Posts

Like brother and sister

The Mirror claims Madonna and Guy Ritchie are most likely headed for divorce. The two have allegedly grown apart and have been rarely seen together. An announcement is expected to ... Read More »

Madonna might divorce

Sources tell Holy Moly that Madonna has hired high powered divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, the same person that represented Paul McCartney in his divorce with Heather Mills. Unfortunately for ... Read More »

Madonna is edgy

Madonna was at the premiere of Che at Cannes and wore a see-through shirt because she’s a pioneer of controversy. She’s a rebel. A nonconformist. American society says fifty year ... Read More »

Madonna kissed… another woman! Gasp!

Madonna, 50, performed in Paris last night and did something very untoward. With a champagne bottle in one hand, she grabbed one of her backup dancers with her other hand ... Read More »

When Madonnas attack

Justin Timberlake and Madonna were performing in concert when Madonna pinned Justin to the wall and in eerily similar fashion to one of my recurring nightmares, vigorously molested him with ... Read More »

They were nothing before Robb Parr

Former personal trainer to the stars and unnecessary consonant enthusiast, Robb Parr, has a new book coming out titled “Star Quality.” In it, he tells of how celebrities like Demi ... Read More »

Celebrity music news round-up

Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by ... Read More »

Too much information

In a bid to stay relevant and interesting, Madonna talks to Elle Magazine about her forthcoming album and other stuff no one cares about. She lets us know her marriage ... Read More »

Madonna’s new album cover is out

Madonna’s cover for her new album Hard Candy, due out April 29, features the ghastly white singer adorned with a gold wrestling belt laying on top of one of those ... Read More »

Madonna was inducted

Justin Timberlake introduced Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony yesterday and used that opportunity to take a few jabs at Britney Spears. Justin started the evening ... Read More »

Madonna loves excess

Madonna really loves Kabbalah. So much so that she needs to spend $10,000 a month on blessed Kabbalah water. The special water, which some leaders claim can cure cancer and ... Read More »

Madonna is diabolical

Madonna’s latest fundraising event for her Raising Malawi charity, “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF”, sponsored by Gucci will take place on the United Nations lawn. The money ... Read More »

Madonna is demanding

Madonna went to yoga class at the Reebok Sports Club Saturday morning and turned into a raging bitch. She started talking to the instructor, but when she was told that ... Read More »

Madonna’s daughter is pretty

Madonna’s 11-year-old daughter was at the premiere of Fred Claus last night and that’s pretty much the only nice thing I can say about her right now. She looks like ... Read More »

Guy Ritchie enjoys the Purple Penetrator

Madonna doesn’t want you to forget about her. She also doesn’t want husband Guy Ritchie to grow testicles. That’s why she walked out of London’s Claridge’s Hotel carrying a strap-on ... Read More »

Madonna might lose her baby

A court appointed official assigned to shadow Madonna and assess her ability to take care of adopted baby David Banda has been denied permission to travel to Britain. The Minister ... Read More »

Madonna wants to stop the naked photos

Madonna is devastated 17 notes and seven Polaroids she sent to then boyfriend James Albright in the early 90′s are being auctioned off at the same time the head of ... Read More »

Morrissey has a beef with Madonna

During a PETA benefit show in Norfolk, Virginia, Morrissey criticized Madonna accusing her of Angelina Jolie nut-huggery. Wait, Angelina doesn’t have nuts. Ovary-huggery? He told the audience, “I wouldn’t be surprised ... Read More »

Ummm, ok

The Daily Mail put up some pics of Madonna’s arm today and, ummm. She’s probably carrying something heavy, but still, this is freaky. If the Incredible Hulk and Madonna ever ... Read More »

Madonna is sneaky

Madonna tried to attend a Justin Timberlake concert incognito. The inconspicuous one wore a black hooded cape and surrounded herself with bodyguards. MSNBC writes, “She was texting on her mobile, eating ... Read More »