A court appointed official assigned to shadow Madonna and assess her ability to take care of adopted baby David Banda has been denied permission to travel to Britain. The Minister of Women and Child Development accused the official, Penstone Kilembe, of obtaining a plane ticket and money from Madonna without government approval.
“We have already contacted …

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Madonna is devastated 17 notes and seven Polaroids she sent to then boyfriend James Albright in the early 90’s are being auctioned off at the same time the head of Malawi’s child welfare service shadows her to see if she is fit to permanently adopt her baby. James Albright is said to be selling the …

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During a PETA benefit show in Norfolk, Virginia, Morrissey criticized Madonna accusing her of Angelina Jolie nut-huggery. Wait, Angelina doesn’t have nuts. Ovary-huggery? He told the audience,
“I wouldn’t be surprised if she made that African boy she adopted into a coat and wore him for 15 minutes, then threw it away,” presumably blasting the trendy …

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The Daily Mail put up some pics of Madonna’s arm today and, ummm. She’s probably carrying something heavy, but still, this is freaky. If the Incredible Hulk and Madonna ever got into a fight, Madonna would probably kick his ass and steal his purple pants.

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Madonna tried to attend a Justin Timberlake concert incognito. The inconspicuous one wore a black hooded cape and surrounded herself with bodyguards. MSNBC writes,
“She was texting on her mobile, eating crisps and yawning just before the show began!” according to one fan report. Madonna was wearing a black hooded cape and was surrounded by bodyguards. …

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Backstage at Live Earth, Madonna demanded reporters never break eye contact while interviewing her. Also forbidden were questions regarding her marriage to Guy Ritchie, her stolen Malawian baby and Kabbalah, the religion that eats Malawian babies (unconfirmed).
“Eye contact must be maintained at all times,” interviewers were told, according to the London Mirror. “Never look down …

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Madonna has surprisingly returned from Malawi without nabbing another baby. She took newly adopted David and daughter Lourdes on a six day trip to work on charity projects. During the trip, the pop star was supposed to have let 1-year-old David’s father spend some time with his son, but reports indicate Madonna canceled the meeting …

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Ever since Madonna landed in Africa, she has been constantly followed by a pack of journalists. However, when Madonna reached the Home of Hope orphanage, they were in for a surprise. Backed by police, teenage students from the Mchinji Home of Hope orphanage secondary school formed a ring around the building and hurled rocks at …

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