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Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by ... Read More »

Too much information

In a bid to stay relevant and interesting, Madonna talks to Elle Magazine about her forthcoming album and other stuff no one cares about. She lets us know her marriage ... Read More »

Madonna’s new album cover is out

Madonna’s cover for her new album Hard Candy, due out April 29, features the ghastly white singer adorned with a gold wrestling belt laying on top of one of those ... Read More »

Madonna was inducted

Justin Timberlake introduced Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony yesterday and used that opportunity to take a few jabs at Britney Spears. Justin started the evening ... Read More »

Madonna loves excess

Madonna really loves Kabbalah. So much so that she needs to spend $10,000 a month on blessed Kabbalah water. The special water, which some leaders claim can cure cancer and ... Read More »

Madonna is diabolical

Madonna’s latest fundraising event for her Raising Malawi charity, “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF”, sponsored by Gucci will take place on the United Nations lawn. The money ... Read More »

Madonna is demanding

Madonna went to yoga class at the Reebok Sports Club Saturday morning and turned into a raging bitch. She started talking to the instructor, but when she was told that ... Read More »

Madonna’s daughter is pretty

Madonna’s 11-year-old daughter was at the premiere of Fred Claus last night and that’s pretty much the only nice thing I can say about her right now. She looks like ... Read More »

Guy Ritchie enjoys the Purple Penetrator

Madonna doesn’t want you to forget about her. She also doesn’t want husband Guy Ritchie to grow testicles. That’s why she walked out of London’s Claridge’s Hotel carrying a strap-on ... Read More »

Madonna might lose her baby

A court appointed official assigned to shadow Madonna and assess her ability to take care of adopted baby David Banda has been denied permission to travel to Britain. The Minister ... Read More »

Madonna wants to stop the naked photos

Madonna is devastated 17 notes and seven Polaroids she sent to then boyfriend James Albright in the early 90′s are being auctioned off at the same time the head of ... Read More »

Morrissey has a beef with Madonna

During a PETA benefit show in Norfolk, Virginia, Morrissey criticized Madonna accusing her of Angelina Jolie nut-huggery. Wait, Angelina doesn’t have nuts. Ovary-huggery? He told the audience, “I wouldn’t be surprised ... Read More »

Ummm, ok

The Daily Mail put up some pics of Madonna’s arm today and, ummm. She’s probably carrying something heavy, but still, this is freaky. If the Incredible Hulk and Madonna ever ... Read More »

Madonna is sneaky

Madonna tried to attend a Justin Timberlake concert incognito. The inconspicuous one wore a black hooded cape and surrounded herself with bodyguards. MSNBC writes, “She was texting on her mobile, eating ... Read More »

Madonna is weird

Backstage at Live Earth, Madonna demanded reporters never break eye contact while interviewing her. Also forbidden were questions regarding her marriage to Guy Ritchie, her stolen Malawian baby and Kabbalah, ... Read More »

Madonna is nice

Madonna has surprisingly returned from Malawi without nabbing another baby. She took newly adopted David and daughter Lourdes on a six day trip to work on charity projects. During the ... Read More »

Madonna is the queen of underprivileged Malawians

Ever since Madonna landed in Africa, she has been constantly followed by a pack of journalists. However, when Madonna reached the Home of Hope orphanage, they were in for a ... Read More »

Madonna is eyeing Grace

A spokesperson for Madonna has continued to deny the reason for her trip to Malawi this weekend is to adopt another African baby. Despite the statement, The Sun reports the ... Read More »

Madonna’s kid has a fake accent

Carlos Leone, ex-husband of Madonna, isn’t too happy his 10-year-old daughter, Lourdes, is losing her American accent. At the recent premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles, Lourdes was heard speaking ... Read More »

In other news

I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. ... Read More »