Is Lindsay Lohan in a relationship with Samantha Ronson? People ask themselves this very question in between bites of their morning bagel. According to PEOPLE magazine, she is because their article on Lindsay Lohan’s prom-themed 22nd birthday party places a lot of emphasis on the PDA between Ronson and Lohan throughout the night. For example:
Once …

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Both In Touch and OK! released photos of Lindsay Lohan’s supposed 13-year-old half-sister, Ashley Kaufmann, who was thought to be fathered by Michael Lohan during a break with his then wife, Dina. Michael Lohan is arguing for a DNA test before he sends over any money.
The question now is: Do you see any resemblance to …

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In shocking news of the day, Lindsay Lohan has a secret sister. And I don’t mean “sista”. I mean biological sister. Lindsay’s father, Michael, told OK! that while married, but separated, he carried on a relationship with another woman who had a child. This woman convinced Michael that only he could be the father. The …

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Lindsay Lohan was walking around the set of Labor Pains showing off her flat stomach the other day. Right now I’m walking around my room with my pants off holding a bagel. Your move Lohan.

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Lindsay Lohan took a page out of Katherine Heigl’s “How to be a Bitch” playbook, albeit with a lot less bitch, and dropped her name from the pool of possible Emmy Award nominees. Lindsay made a brief appearance on Ugly Betty last season, but decided to wait until she returns next season for a longer …

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When you’ve fallen from grace like Lindsay Lohan, the best way to get back on top is to have some guy grab your boob and make-out with you. Take note, ladies.
[Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains. Image via Splash News]

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The only way Lindsay Lohan could expose herself to the sun and not burst into flames is with SPF 100 sunscreen. She’s so pale even ghosts think they’re being haunted by a dead relative. All their ghost friends call them crazy, but they “swear to God, man, she’s there.”

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In the bathroom. Actually, The Sun says it was in a toilet. I’m going to assume they mean a stall and not a toilet toilet because in my experience having sex ankle deep in poo contaminated water is a turn off. Bobby Brown’s son Brandon says:

“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me …

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